Well I'v enever seen a video of Barack Obama, but he dose kinda seem like a super-hero! And he's got just enough slightly anti-gay leanings to make america happy. This clip is kinda dumb, but if you haven't seen any clips of him it's interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WJsuM19-8c Also, this seems to be true in my case...
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327 (the pitcure of the author is enough to make me feel like a pussy, as dose the ad for Chuck Norris's colum)