puppy liveblogging

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Things Baldr has done since Matt left for work this morning
-stole a subway wrapper off the table
-fished it out of the garbage when I took it away
-fished another wrapper out of the garbage
-napped
-vomited
-ate the paper towels I got out to clean up after him
-tried to eat his vomit
-grabbed the paper towels off the table when I took them away from him and strew them around the house
-napped
-chewed on the couch
-ate a few squares of toilet paper and left a little indent in every square
-went on a walk and sat dutifully to stare at a decrepit cat, got called a chihuahua and a good guard dog by strangers and almost got hit by things falling from a top-storey apartment
-stole a candy wrapper from the table when I went to the basement for a moment
-gave it to me with no fuss when I told him to in exchange for a treat
-tried to eat the dustbunny I swept up
-climbed into the tub
-tried to eat the dustmop
-napped
-ate dinner