It's the double dutch bus coming down the street........

[faerywren]

I'm going outside to jump rope. That's right, bitches, I said jump ropeThe fucking dogs keep getting out of the fence and roaming around the fucking neighborhood, only to come home and find some fucking thing to strew all over the yard. Roj's lab jumps the fence while my bassett hound wiggles under. Sometimes they get out just to come around

Comments

[master_nefer]

Um.....maybe you shouldn't swing a rope around right now if the dogs are loose and you're already mad at them.

[faerywren]

Not necessarily mad. Annoyed really. I was just in a Tourette's mood.

[project_mayhem_]

Bassets make good wrigglers. They get under fences like roaches get under doors. My neighbors had to lay cinderblocks around the lower part of their fence to keep their basset in.

Speaking of which, how is Pumpkin- I haven't seen her since she was a puppy.