the hills are alive.....ARGH! (april's monumental quote)

Apr 15, 2005 09:24

I think I need a new job. I also think my business lunch venture, while being a topical success, was actually a big failure. I went out for lunch with that guy Thurston I met at the antiques show, and I think one, or possibly all of the following may be true:
1. He's married.
2. Our business lunch was actually a date.
3. He's a latent homosexual.
4. He's short- wait, that's definitely true.
5. There IS no assistant job.....
There is also a possiblility for these statements to be combined- example, if he IS a latent homosexual, maybe his "wife" and wedding ring are actually a beefy college football player he tackles like a pro. In that case I hope our little date was only a "Go Girl! You're fabulous" kind of activity.
Anyway, writing down that I am going to need a new job fills the idea with much more finality. It's not really THAT scary to look for a new job...I could always prostitute myself back to Motherswork, and I'm sure they'd go for it. I hate poverty.
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