LAWL SEX MEMES.
More character memes, but these are DIRTY. 8D
Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
01- Silas (Sadistic undead doctor)
02- Kass (Half-bird youth general.)
03- Valentine (Necromancer/con man turned global ruler.)
04- Cosgrove (Good-natured asshole/mage.)
05- Luke (Goofball mobster.)
06- Crelliford (Histrionic, hypochondriac, Victorian orphanage owner.)
07- Nathaniel (Pretentious-writer vampire.)
08- Taylor (Extremely fruity half-chameleon secretary/accountant. Totally in love with Kass.)
09- Gianni (Suave mobster, Luke's best friend for life/unrequited lover)
10- Puppy (Moe-moe half-dog apparition.)
11- Skarr (Half-polar bear badass, Kass' second in command.)
12- THE MASKED MAN. (MYSTERY.)
Answer!
Does Puppy strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist, he's got an embarrassment fetish after all.
Who in all the multiverse would Skarr most likely bottom to?
I don't know, another bear?
Would you rather do Valentine or Luke?
Valentine. You know I got a thang for mutants.
Which of Cosgrove and Silas would you rather have do you?
Cosgrove. It would be a LOT less painful.
THE MASKED MAN and Kass are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Kass would be trying to make mile-high-club comments through the gag, most likely.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Skarr? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Dude, I've DRAWN naked pictures of Skarr. If ya want 'em, cough up the cash. ;D *Lolno*
Where are Luke and Gianni most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
In the room. That they share. After a long night of drinking and realizing in a drunken haze that they're meant for each other. And then THE MASKED MAN would write it into a novel entitled The Gangster of Love because he saw the whole thing with his freaky voyeurism powers and then would proceed to grow even richer off the book's profits.
When THE MASKED MAN masturbates, he thinks about...
THE MASKED MAN'S THOUGHTS ARE AS MYSTERIOUS AND INSCRUITABLE AS THE MIST WITHIN THE SHADOWS.
What is Skarr's favorite sex toy?
Kass. :3
Come up with a title for a MASKED MAN/Nathaniel/Silas threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: POOR, POOR NATHANIEL. Read it? Hell yes. Write it? Is there anyone ELSE who would bother writing about some dudes I made up? Warnings? Everything hideous. It's SILAS we're talking about here.. .
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Kass or Crelliford?
Crelliford. I have no real idea what his kinks are, but I know Kass prefers topping.
If Skarr and Valentine are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Probably Valentine, once he's drunk enough. Skarr would probably send him to rehab to get him properly sorted out.
As a birthday present, Nathaniel's longtime lover Luke offers to do whatever Nathaniel wants in bed. What's Nathaniel's secret birthday wish?
Nathaniel and Luke are an item?! LUKE IS ADMITTING HE'S NOT PURE STRAIGHT?! Well. This is news to me.
Choose a food item for Cosgrove and THE MASKED MAN to use together.
One food? For those two? Please. The entire buffet table.
Taylor and Cosgrove are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Cosgrove. Taylor couldn't top a fly. The weird thing is the fact that it's not a one-night stand.
Which fetish is Gianni least likely to indulge?
Pretty much anything. Gianni's kind of asexual due to silently longing for Luke..
What would you do if you had Taylor naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Luke do if he had Taylor naked, willing and able in his bed?
Oh man, that would be like a DREAM COME TRUE. I'd screw him silly of course, but I'd make it nice for him because the poor boy deserves some good lovin'. ;D As for Luke in the same situation, he'd probably flip the fuck out in an attempt to preserve his waning heterosexuality.
What wouldn't Skarr and Cosgrove tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That they had a sex life together at all, pretty much.
Puppy gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for Gianni. Where is it? What does it say?
Tramp Stamp. Says "Gianni" in fancy lettering.
Imagine that Kass writes an erotic Skarr/Silas/Crelliford fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
"Skarr totally like walks in on Silas doing horrible shit to poor Crelliford and then gives that son of a bitch what he deserves and it's TOTALLY AWESOME." (Let it never be said that Kass is a very good author.)
If Kass walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Taylor react?
"OH MY GOD ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE THIS CAN'T BE THIS CANT BE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I PINCHED MYSELF AND IT'S STILL REEEEAAAAAL. 8D"
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
Gianni and Silas are having a quickie in a broom closet when Taylor walks in on them. Naturally enough, Taylor joins in, first paging Valentine, who's in the middle of fucking Luke into the mattress. Valentine abandons Luke on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Luke, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Cosgrove attempts to rescue him. But Luke will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Puppy is one of his regular clients.
WHAT. WHAAAAT. GIANNI AND SILAS DOIN' IT. LUKE A PROSTITUTE. WELL-MEANING AND GENEROUS COSGROVE. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THING.
1) Eroica (From Eroica with Love)
2) Count of Monte Cristo (Gankutsuou)
3) Mr. Trilby (Chzo Mythos)
4) Klaus (From Eroica with Love)
5) Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell)
6) The Warden (Superjail!)
7) Pickle Inspector (Problem Sleuth)
8) St. Germaine (Anima Mundi)
9) ACTUAL St. Germaine (Real life/mythology)
10) Jokanaan (Londonium) (It's still a fan thing 'cuz he's not one of the ones I play.)
11) James (From Eroica with Love)
12) Bruno Glening (Anima Mundi)
Have you read a Warden/James fic?
Read a fic, no. Drawn it, yes. 8D
Do you think Klaus is hot?
WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAR WASH PICTURE HAVE YOU SEEN IT.
Can you recall any fic(s) about Actual St. Germaine?
Do people WRITE smut about ancient alchemists?
Would Count and Warden make a good couple?
Oh SADE no. Warden's silliness would be all constantly messing up Count's careful plans and the whole thing would devolve into one big mess fast. But it would be HILARIOUS.
Gentleman/Actual St. Germaine or Gentleman/Jokanaan? Why?
Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair and Jokanaan, to be sure. They're both delightfully unhinged in a way that perfectly compliments each other.
What would happen if Pickle Inspector walked in on Count and Bruno having sex?
Pickle Inspector would not have a lot of fun.
Make up a summary for a Trilby/Jokanaan fic.:
Mr. Trilby seeks out a fortuneteller to find the meaning behind that hideous idol. Said fortuneteller happens to be Valhael T. Jokanaan, who is far more interested in the fine specimen of man before him than any ugly old piece of wood.
...Damn. That would be like the hottest thing ever.
Is there any such thing as Eroica/Germaine fluff?
Oh come on. It's Eroica and Germaine, of COURSE it's fluff.
Suggest a title for a Pickle Inspector/Bruno Glening hurt/comfort fic.
"No Comfort, Just Hurt." Poor, POOR Pickle Inspector. What did he ever do to deserve running into Bruno so much. D:
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Klaus to deflower Eroica?
Klaus has been drugged. By Eroica. It was his plan to get Klaus in the sack all along.
Does anyone on your friends list read Pickle Inspector slash?
GOOD SADE DOES SUCH A THING EXIST DIRECT ME TO IT NOW PLEASE.
Does anyone on your friends list read Trilby hentai?
Again, PLEASE TELL ME IT EXISTS AND SEND ME SOME RIGHT NOW.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw James?
They SHOULD. James is so damn adorable.
Would anyone on your friends list write Count/Klaus/Gentleman?
If they did they would be a MAD GENIUS.
What might Jokanaan scream out at a moment of great passion?
MERKSTAVE! FETCH ME THE FULL-LENGTH MIRROR!
If you wrote a songfic about Germaine, which song would you choose?
Something sweet and sappy and sad, I don't know.
If you wrote a Eroica/Warden/Bruno fic, what would the warnings be?
CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF WARDEN AND BRUNO GLENING. MAY EXPLODE ON CONTACT.
What might a good pick-up line for Count to use on Jokanaan?
They wouldn't need pick-up lines. The second their eyes met they would be on each other in a fit of mad, clever, sophisticated passion.
When was the last time you read a fic about Gentleman?
I never did. Gave up searching JS&MN porn a long, long time ago.
What is Warden's super-secret kink?
He's WARDEN. Just thinking about it would probably blow your mind to pieces..
Would James shag Actual St. Germaine? Drunk or sober?
Probably not. James is Eroicasexual, while St. Germaine is creepy as fuck.
If Trilby and Pickle Inspector get together, who tops?
Trilby. AND IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING EVER EVER EVER OH SADE.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it."
"Eroica and Actual St. Germaine are in a happy relationship until St. Germaine suddenly runs off with Klaus. Eroica, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with James and a brief, unhappy affair with Bruno Glening, then follows the wise advice of The Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair and finds true love with Trilby."
I have only one thing to say to the above: WISE ADVICE OF THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE THISTLE-DOWN HAIR? What are you SMOKING?
How would you feel if Pickle Inspector/Germaine was canon?
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Who would make a better college professor: Warden, or James?
Warden. He'd be fun, James would be far too caught up in costs.
Do you think Count is hot? How hot?
I'D HIT IT LIKE THE COLLECTIVE FISTS OF AN ENRAGED PANTHEON I MEAN GODDAMN.
Bruno sends Germaine on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Get Georik to bend to his evil demands. Man, the one combination that's actually somewhat canon.
What would Gentleman most likely be arrested for?
BEING A CRAZY-ASS FAERY.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Pickle Inspector or Germaine?
Pickle Inspector. He could conjure me a candy bazooka from his imagination. End of story.
Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
01- Silas (Sadistic undead doctor)
02- Kass (Half-bird youth general.)
03- Valentine (Necromancer/con man turned global ruler.)
04- Cosgrove (Good-natured asshole/mage.)
05- Luke (Goofball mobster.)
06- Crelliford (Histrionic, hypochondriac, Victorian orphanage owner.)
07- Nathaniel (Pretentious-writer vampire.)
08- Taylor (Extremely fruity half-chameleon secretary/accountant. Totally in love with Kass.)
09- Gianni (Suave mobster, Luke's best friend for life/unrequited lover)
10- Puppy (Moe-moe half-dog apparition.)
11- Skarr (Half-polar bear badass, Kass' second in command.)
12- THE MASKED MAN. (MYSTERY.)
Answer!
Does Puppy strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist, he's got an embarrassment fetish after all.
Who in all the multiverse would Skarr most likely bottom to?
I don't know, another bear?
Would you rather do Valentine or Luke?
Valentine. You know I got a thang for mutants.
Which of Cosgrove and Silas would you rather have do you?
Cosgrove. It would be a LOT less painful.
THE MASKED MAN and Kass are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Kass would be trying to make mile-high-club comments through the gag, most likely.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Skarr? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Dude, I've DRAWN naked pictures of Skarr. If ya want 'em, cough up the cash. ;D *Lolno*
Where are Luke and Gianni most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
In the room. That they share. After a long night of drinking and realizing in a drunken haze that they're meant for each other. And then THE MASKED MAN would write it into a novel entitled The Gangster of Love because he saw the whole thing with his freaky voyeurism powers and then would proceed to grow even richer off the book's profits.
When THE MASKED MAN masturbates, he thinks about...
THE MASKED MAN'S THOUGHTS ARE AS MYSTERIOUS AND INSCRUITABLE AS THE MIST WITHIN THE SHADOWS.
What is Skarr's favorite sex toy?
Kass. :3
Come up with a title for a MASKED MAN/Nathaniel/Silas threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: POOR, POOR NATHANIEL. Read it? Hell yes. Write it? Is there anyone ELSE who would bother writing about some dudes I made up? Warnings? Everything hideous. It's SILAS we're talking about here.. .
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Kass or Crelliford?
Crelliford. I have no real idea what his kinks are, but I know Kass prefers topping.
If Skarr and Valentine are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Probably Valentine, once he's drunk enough. Skarr would probably send him to rehab to get him properly sorted out.
As a birthday present, Nathaniel's longtime lover Luke offers to do whatever Nathaniel wants in bed. What's Nathaniel's secret birthday wish?
Nathaniel and Luke are an item?! LUKE IS ADMITTING HE'S NOT PURE STRAIGHT?! Well. This is news to me.
Choose a food item for Cosgrove and THE MASKED MAN to use together.
One food? For those two? Please. The entire buffet table.
Taylor and Cosgrove are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Cosgrove. Taylor couldn't top a fly. The weird thing is the fact that it's not a one-night stand.
Which fetish is Gianni least likely to indulge?
Pretty much anything. Gianni's kind of asexual due to silently longing for Luke..
What would you do if you had Taylor naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Luke do if he had Taylor naked, willing and able in his bed?
Oh man, that would be like a DREAM COME TRUE. I'd screw him silly of course, but I'd make it nice for him because the poor boy deserves some good lovin'. ;D As for Luke in the same situation, he'd probably flip the fuck out in an attempt to preserve his waning heterosexuality.
What wouldn't Skarr and Cosgrove tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That they had a sex life together at all, pretty much.
Puppy gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for Gianni. Where is it? What does it say?
Tramp Stamp. Says "Gianni" in fancy lettering.
Imagine that Kass writes an erotic Skarr/Silas/Crelliford fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
"Skarr totally like walks in on Silas doing horrible shit to poor Crelliford and then gives that son of a bitch what he deserves and it's TOTALLY AWESOME." (Let it never be said that Kass is a very good author.)
If Kass walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Taylor react?
"OH MY GOD ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE THIS CAN'T BE THIS CANT BE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I PINCHED MYSELF AND IT'S STILL REEEEAAAAAL. 8D"
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
Gianni and Silas are having a quickie in a broom closet when Taylor walks in on them. Naturally enough, Taylor joins in, first paging Valentine, who's in the middle of fucking Luke into the mattress. Valentine abandons Luke on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Luke, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Cosgrove attempts to rescue him. But Luke will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Puppy is one of his regular clients.
WHAT. WHAAAAT. GIANNI AND SILAS DOIN' IT. LUKE A PROSTITUTE. WELL-MEANING AND GENEROUS COSGROVE. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THING.
1) Eroica (From Eroica with Love)
2) Count of Monte Cristo (Gankutsuou)
3) Mr. Trilby (Chzo Mythos)
4) Klaus (From Eroica with Love)
5) Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell)
6) The Warden (Superjail!)
7) Pickle Inspector (Problem Sleuth)
8) St. Germaine (Anima Mundi)
9) ACTUAL St. Germaine (Real life/mythology)
10) Jokanaan (Londonium) (It's still a fan thing 'cuz he's not one of the ones I play.)
11) James (From Eroica with Love)
12) Bruno Glening (Anima Mundi)
Have you read a Warden/James fic?
Read a fic, no. Drawn it, yes. 8D
Do you think Klaus is hot?
WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAR WASH PICTURE HAVE YOU SEEN IT.
Can you recall any fic(s) about Actual St. Germaine?
Do people WRITE smut about ancient alchemists?
Would Count and Warden make a good couple?
Oh SADE no. Warden's silliness would be all constantly messing up Count's careful plans and the whole thing would devolve into one big mess fast. But it would be HILARIOUS.
Gentleman/Actual St. Germaine or Gentleman/Jokanaan? Why?
Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair and Jokanaan, to be sure. They're both delightfully unhinged in a way that perfectly compliments each other.
What would happen if Pickle Inspector walked in on Count and Bruno having sex?
Pickle Inspector would not have a lot of fun.
Make up a summary for a Trilby/Jokanaan fic.:
Mr. Trilby seeks out a fortuneteller to find the meaning behind that hideous idol. Said fortuneteller happens to be Valhael T. Jokanaan, who is far more interested in the fine specimen of man before him than any ugly old piece of wood.
...Damn. That would be like the hottest thing ever.
Is there any such thing as Eroica/Germaine fluff?
Oh come on. It's Eroica and Germaine, of COURSE it's fluff.
Suggest a title for a Pickle Inspector/Bruno Glening hurt/comfort fic.
"No Comfort, Just Hurt." Poor, POOR Pickle Inspector. What did he ever do to deserve running into Bruno so much. D:
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Klaus to deflower Eroica?
Klaus has been drugged. By Eroica. It was his plan to get Klaus in the sack all along.
Does anyone on your friends list read Pickle Inspector slash?
GOOD SADE DOES SUCH A THING EXIST DIRECT ME TO IT NOW PLEASE.
Does anyone on your friends list read Trilby hentai?
Again, PLEASE TELL ME IT EXISTS AND SEND ME SOME RIGHT NOW.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw James?
They SHOULD. James is so damn adorable.
Would anyone on your friends list write Count/Klaus/Gentleman?
If they did they would be a MAD GENIUS.
What might Jokanaan scream out at a moment of great passion?
MERKSTAVE! FETCH ME THE FULL-LENGTH MIRROR!
If you wrote a songfic about Germaine, which song would you choose?
Something sweet and sappy and sad, I don't know.
If you wrote a Eroica/Warden/Bruno fic, what would the warnings be?
CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF WARDEN AND BRUNO GLENING. MAY EXPLODE ON CONTACT.
What might a good pick-up line for Count to use on Jokanaan?
They wouldn't need pick-up lines. The second their eyes met they would be on each other in a fit of mad, clever, sophisticated passion.
When was the last time you read a fic about Gentleman?
I never did. Gave up searching JS&MN porn a long, long time ago.
What is Warden's super-secret kink?
He's WARDEN. Just thinking about it would probably blow your mind to pieces..
Would James shag Actual St. Germaine? Drunk or sober?
Probably not. James is Eroicasexual, while St. Germaine is creepy as fuck.
If Trilby and Pickle Inspector get together, who tops?
Trilby. AND IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING EVER EVER EVER OH SADE.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it."
"Eroica and Actual St. Germaine are in a happy relationship until St. Germaine suddenly runs off with Klaus. Eroica, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with James and a brief, unhappy affair with Bruno Glening, then follows the wise advice of The Gentleman with the Thistle-Down Hair and finds true love with Trilby."
I have only one thing to say to the above: WISE ADVICE OF THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE THISTLE-DOWN HAIR? What are you SMOKING?
How would you feel if Pickle Inspector/Germaine was canon?
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Who would make a better college professor: Warden, or James?
Warden. He'd be fun, James would be far too caught up in costs.
Do you think Count is hot? How hot?
I'D HIT IT LIKE THE COLLECTIVE FISTS OF AN ENRAGED PANTHEON I MEAN GODDAMN.
Bruno sends Germaine on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Get Georik to bend to his evil demands. Man, the one combination that's actually somewhat canon.
What would Gentleman most likely be arrested for?
BEING A CRAZY-ASS FAERY.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Pickle Inspector or Germaine?
Pickle Inspector. He could conjure me a candy bazooka from his imagination. End of story.