From D-N-Sanity: Of Pants and Catches
D-N-Sanity is a really, really crazy telephone RP that I do with my BFF. Whut follows is a portion of today's crack, when Mello is fighting with Near over who can get a girl faster. BFF plays Near, while I play Mello und Matt :
Near: I don't question your success in finding a mate, I only question the outcome.
Mello: (In southern accent. Don't ask.) Th' hell you mean?!
Near: Allow me to demonstrate: (Loud, obvious voice) Why look, I happen to have the brand-new World of Warcraft expansion here in my hand. *Holds up game*
Matt: *Appears out of nowhere* Hey, can I borrow that?
Near: Sure, but give me your pants. I need them for a collage I'm making.
Matt: Okay! *Hands over pants, grinning happily all the while*
Mello: ...Matt?!
Near: The pants signify dignity. *Holds up pants stoically*
Mello: ...Matt, you got a problem.
I might try tae transcript some moar of this if anyone's interested or if I's bored enough. It goes on, like, every other phone call. XD I could also try und remember some o' ze older stuff fer writing up, too. THE WORLD DESERVES TAE KNOW.
Near: I don't question your success in finding a mate, I only question the outcome.
Mello: (In southern accent. Don't ask.) Th' hell you mean?!
Near: Allow me to demonstrate: (Loud, obvious voice) Why look, I happen to have the brand-new World of Warcraft expansion here in my hand. *Holds up game*
Matt: *Appears out of nowhere* Hey, can I borrow that?
Near: Sure, but give me your pants. I need them for a collage I'm making.
Matt: Okay! *Hands over pants, grinning happily all the while*
Mello: ...Matt?!
Near: The pants signify dignity. *Holds up pants stoically*
Mello: ...Matt, you got a problem.
I might try tae transcript some moar of this if anyone's interested or if I's bored enough. It goes on, like, every other phone call. XD I could also try und remember some o' ze older stuff fer writing up, too. THE WORLD DESERVES TAE KNOW.