Now that Christmas and shit's over I can finish this meme.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three PART ONE: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four THREE PART TWO: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
Man how come this requires more turn offs than turn ons. I don't nearly have as many of these. : d *Sick perverted bastard yaaaay*
EEEEW NO #1: TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION ON THE INTERNET. Seriously. As I said in an earlier post, charm and intelligence are my hugest turn-ons, so of course when I see someone typing like a 13-year-old on a cell with no keyboard, I'm generally going to figure they have neither the brainpower nor the dignity to do anything else, which immediately wilts any potential boner I had for them. (The only exception for this is Alexander, who because he is such an epic writer otherwise can be e. e. cummings ANY TIME HE GODDAMNED PLEASES.)
EEEEW NO #2: Short hair on dudes. A dude could be a cross between Oscar Wilde and Alan Rickman in hotness, but if he cuts his hair shorter than around down to his ears, my boner will disappear like a post-meteor dinosaur. I think I just have a massive hair fetish, is what that is. The only thing that can possibly counteract it is glasses, and even then it is gonna hafta be one SEXY dude.
EEEEW NO #3: Scat fetish. BY DOING THAT. YOU CAN GET TAPEWORMS. IN. YOUR. BRAIN. D8 I think that should be the only reasoning necessary for this.
EEEEW NO #4: Pushiness. Chances are if you need to be pushy about getting in my pants in the first place, you're already kind of DNW for some reason or another, but insisting anyway will cause me to vanish harder than goddamned Houdini if Houdini was a fairy who just heard a child say they didn't believe in him. (Goddamn can I stretch a metaphor.) This even goes for otherwise hot people who I want to make sure are good conversationalists before I see if they're good in bed, too, since oftentimes the truly charming and gentlemanly/ladylike aren't going to go straight for the cock anyway. And don't think you're off the hook once we're already boning, either! Give me a choice of your way or the highway and I'll be driving down that highway to a hotter and more agreeable dude's place before you can blink.
In other news, Christmas was fokkin' rad. Thanks for all the presents bros, I love them like my firstborn children. eWe Also I got a microphone amongst other things, if any've y'alls ever have any interest in hearing my weird, nerdy-sounding voice you are now able to through the miracle of ~*~technology.~*~ :D
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three PART ONE: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four THREE PART TWO: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
Man how come this requires more turn offs than turn ons. I don't nearly have as many of these. : d *Sick perverted bastard yaaaay*
EEEEW NO #1: TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION ON THE INTERNET. Seriously. As I said in an earlier post, charm and intelligence are my hugest turn-ons, so of course when I see someone typing like a 13-year-old on a cell with no keyboard, I'm generally going to figure they have neither the brainpower nor the dignity to do anything else, which immediately wilts any potential boner I had for them. (The only exception for this is Alexander, who because he is such an epic writer otherwise can be e. e. cummings ANY TIME HE GODDAMNED PLEASES.)
EEEEW NO #2: Short hair on dudes. A dude could be a cross between Oscar Wilde and Alan Rickman in hotness, but if he cuts his hair shorter than around down to his ears, my boner will disappear like a post-meteor dinosaur. I think I just have a massive hair fetish, is what that is. The only thing that can possibly counteract it is glasses, and even then it is gonna hafta be one SEXY dude.
EEEEW NO #3: Scat fetish. BY DOING THAT. YOU CAN GET TAPEWORMS. IN. YOUR. BRAIN. D8 I think that should be the only reasoning necessary for this.
EEEEW NO #4: Pushiness. Chances are if you need to be pushy about getting in my pants in the first place, you're already kind of DNW for some reason or another, but insisting anyway will cause me to vanish harder than goddamned Houdini if Houdini was a fairy who just heard a child say they didn't believe in him. (Goddamn can I stretch a metaphor.) This even goes for otherwise hot people who I want to make sure are good conversationalists before I see if they're good in bed, too, since oftentimes the truly charming and gentlemanly/ladylike aren't going to go straight for the cock anyway. And don't think you're off the hook once we're already boning, either! Give me a choice of your way or the highway and I'll be driving down that highway to a hotter and more agreeable dude's place before you can blink.
In other news, Christmas was fokkin' rad. Thanks for all the presents bros, I love them like my firstborn children. eWe Also I got a microphone amongst other things, if any've y'alls ever have any interest in hearing my weird, nerdy-sounding voice you are now able to through the miracle of ~*~technology.~*~ :D