Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
> you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
> you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
> you get three meals a day fully paid for
> you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
> you get time off for good behavior
> you get more work for good behavior
> the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
> you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
> you can watch TV and play games
> you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
> you get your own toilet
> you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
> they allow your family and friends to visit
> you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
> all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
> you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
> you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
> you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
> you must deal with sadistic wardens
> they are called managers
> THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
> Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
> you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
> you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
> you get three meals a day fully paid for
> you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
> you get time off for good behavior
> you get more work for good behavior
> the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
> you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
> you can watch TV and play games
> you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
> you get your own toilet
> you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
> they allow your family and friends to visit
> you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
> all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
> you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
> you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
> you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
> you must deal with sadistic wardens
> they are called managers
> THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
> Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails.