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[faeryfroggy]

Every time I watch Dancing with the Stars and I see pros Julianne and Derek Hough, I usually end up thinking one of two things.

1. The Children of the Corn have grown up...

or...

2. The Aryan nation has finally perfected their breeding program.

Seriously, have you seen the genes on those two?

Julianne

Derek

I rest my case.