Mar 15, 2008 00:32
i could believe you didn't close the cat in my room
locked her away from her littler box
how about i close you away from the toilet?
sure, all thats between you and relief is a door, but lets see you open it without your thumbs.
i could believe you didn't close the door
but you never load the dishwasher
in fact, even when i've said just five minutes before you have tea that the dishwasher is EMPTY and you can just PUT YOUR MUG RIGHT INTO IT you still sit it in the sink and walk away
i'm sorry...if you want me to clean up after you, you're gonna have to pay for maid service.
stop whistling along with my music.
Live does not need your help.
stop carrying your laptop through the house listening to anime at top volume while i'm in the living room
(you know, the room with the television in it, the room in which one enjoys media of many types?)
watching a show THAT HAS IMPORTANT DIALOGUE AND ONLY COMES ON TONIGHT
and your room smells gross
stay away from my cat