10 Things I Hate About Mondays

Dec 07, 2009 10:18

So far today I have

1) Fallen down the stairs

2) Discovered the world's biggest spot on the side of my head.

3) Tripped over my clothes airer.

4) Accidentally dyed the Bathroom Mats purple.

5) Forgot about a cup of tea so drank it cold.

6) Been unable to submit my dissertation report online.

7) Forgot my iTunes password.

8) Lost my House Keys

9) Stubbed my toe on my weighing scales.

10) Got toothpaste down my newly clean shirt.

Today, I am eschewing my lecture in the hope that by the time I go out this evening at 7.30pm the cosmic forces or something will have balanced themselves out so I'm not a complete idiot and can actually function normally.

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