And now for something completely different....

[faertehbadger]

Song of Songs or Song of Solomon 7 : 1 - 9

Comments

[tubamuffin]

I bet she's going to love to hear "Your nose is like a tower of
Lebanon,"

[faertehbadger]

Of course she will love to hear that... if she knows a little bit of bible lore, they were supposed to be spectacular. and think all the other compliment sorta make up for that. espically the last line

and your kisses like the best wine
that goes down smoothly,
gliding over lips and teeth.

[faertehbadger]

And since it is the old testament / jewish bible, then maybe it is ment to be a compliment if we go with the jewish sterotype

[tubamuffin]

I think an average female would not understand that is supposed to be complimentary- but of course, then I urge you to say it so you can scare the average girls away as fast as possible. Then you can try to weed the rest of the bunch out until all you have left are the smart difficult ones :)
I really like noses- they are like animal snouts.
Anyway, I have read Songs of Solomon too- these same passages. I think all in all they are good-is your class on all the bible or just the old testament?

As far as jewish stereotypes, if that were teh case there would also need to be a passage on frugalty....