Wow....
I am STILL laughing as I'm typing this. It's from Tracy's LiveJournal.
" This morning I woke up, and my eyes felt incredibly heavy and puffy. I looked in the mirror, and they were so puffy! I honestly looked like I was turning Asian. I thought to myself, "oh my god it's finally happening...""
" This morning I woke up, and my eyes felt incredibly heavy and puffy. I looked in the mirror, and they were so puffy! I honestly looked like I was turning Asian. I thought to myself, "oh my god it's finally happening...""