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Aug 17, 2005 17:34



APPLICATION:
[ Basics ]
Name? Vicky, AKA: Victoria Anne, Stitch, Vickory, Lickaskillet, Ann, Syl and Riley.
Location? Maryland. Like Suzi. Who I got this site from. But really, I live on the internet.
Age? The third root of 4913
Gender? Female, last time I checked. You know how fast it changes these days!
Sexuality? Sex?! Your mom goes to college.... for sex.... ED! No, I likes the men.
Zodiac Sign? Aquarius.
Significant other? Uh. My cat. *sob*

[ Favorites ]
Color? Green!
Bands? . . . And artists and soundtracks!: * Eurotrip * Chicago * Pippin * Matrix * Moulin Rogue * Buffy the Musical * Green Day * Garbage * 3 Doors Down * Avril Lavine * Big and Rich * Bowling for Soup * Chris Cagle * Colin Raye * Dwight Youkam * Elvis * Evanescence * Faith Hill * Garth Brooks * Gary Allen
Movie? * Batman Begins * Wedding Crashers * Hot Shots Part Deux * Robin Hood: Men in Tights * the Matrix * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban * Mr. and Mrs. Smith * War of the Worlds * Constantine * King Arthur * Donnie Darko * Death to Smoochy * Fight Club * Eurotrip * Batman (Burton) * Kikki's Delivery Service * Monty Python and the Holy Grail * Ace Ventura: Pet Detective * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind * Lemony Snickets: a Series of Unfortunate Events
Book? * Harry Potter Series * Abhorsen Series * Narnina Series * Half Magic Series * Enders Game Series * Tamora Pierce's Books * A Series of Unfortunate Events * the Dead Zone * Carrie * On Writing * All the Kings Men * Digital Fortress * A Tale of Time City * Golden Compass * a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy * the Lovely Bones * Robinson Crusoe * the Stranger * MacBeth
Curse word? Frikkin, Shi-ih-ih-oot, God damn, Buggering, Bloody, dubya-tee-eff!?
Dorky phrase? “Actually the . . . *insert obnoxious knowledge here*”
Song? CHOOSE? Are you INSANE?! YOU’LL KILL US ALL! Okay, well at the moment it is.... Holiday by Green Day.
Quote? “Daddy would you like some sausage?” and “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
Food? Pizza, Spaghetti, Lasagna, Chicken Parmesan, Chocolate, Popcorn, Mint Candies, Tic-tacs, Sesame Chicken, Teriyaki Chicken, Fondue, Steak, Sweet Potato, Steamed Veggies, Macaroni.
Writing utensil? GOD-PENS! I introduced them to Suzi! Purple, coz if there’s just a stack of crap the teacher is leaving on a table to dig through, you can easily find your stuff! <3
Beverage? Milk, Milk MILK!
Condiment? Uh... none? Whatever they put on my favorite foods to make them taste good.
Website? RPG Praelium, MSN Inbox, CrappyPhotoShop LJ Community, My blogs and xanga, mugglenet.com, google.com, urbandictionary.com, gamefaqs.com, netscape.com, the old AMD and uh... this? >_>
Pickup line? “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Coz I can see myself in your pants!”
Emoticon? XD ^_^ O_O O_o;;;; o_o ._. :O >:O :D

[ In-depth ]
Are you a dork? Yeeeeeeeeeeah.

Why are you worthy of this community? Isn’t that what this is for? Loooz!

What type of dorky activities do you enjoy? Correcting spelling and grammar.... uhm I do actually like editing peoples papers, but dorky activities... analyzing Harry Potter, RPing, playing video and computer games and monopoly for hours. I also like getting my news on the net, checking my email constantly, writing stories and planning to make films.

Where do you shop for your dorky clothing? Thrift stores, Hects, TJ-Maxes, Filenes Basement.

Do you love us? Well... I’m not really ready for a serious relationship yet... It’s not me, it’s you. Wait, I actually REALLY said that wrong, didn’t I? XDDDD I didn’t even mean to! *failz*

If you could ask us a question, what would it be? What is the meaning of life?

When is the last time you took a bath? Uhmmm... can’t remember. Week or so ago. I’m a daily-showering person.

What would you do if you were dressed as the one of the following : banana, cupcake, cracker, broom, or choose one of your own. If I was dressed as a cupcake, I’d eat myself. Now THAT’s a twisted thought.

Write an interesting solution to this mathematical problem : 2+2=? Okay-day.... 2+2=? = Two plus two equals question mark. Okay, uninteresting. Uh uh.... 2+2=lame! 3+3 is the new 2+2!!!!

How many dorks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 52. Three to plan out a device that uses physics to get one dork up to the light bulb. Two to build it, one each to mediate the planning and building. One to get up on it to screw in the light bulb that another two plus mediator purchased (they argued over the brands) Then he hands it back down, it being the wrong wattage, and three others go to replace. Then they come back and the one on the device realizes he wants to build a device to screw it in so no more dorks ever will have to suffer ascending up to it. A few help plan and build it, the rest talk about how light bulbs should be automatically dispensed, how the government should pay for them and how they could SO create a light bulb that never broke.

Write a short, creative story about your plot to take over the world.

“Lickaskillet, come in, lickaskillet, over.”

“Roger, Lickaskillet here. Are you in position? Over.”

“Yes, Lickaskillet, I am prepared to take out this side of the Academy, over.”

“Roger, alright, over.”

“Permission granted, over?”

“Roger, yes, over!”

“Oh.” BOOM! “Over.”

“Roger, roger, we have succeeded!” The ninja dressed Vicky cackled from the roof of the building across from the Academy. The older, narrow-minded Academy members would not have a meeting place now! Her films could take over the world now! They would no longer not be awarded! MWHAHAHA!

[ Dorkiest thing to do ]
In the shower? Dance to the music from my radio.
At the mall? Accidentally go in maternity stores >_>
With your friends? ALL sorts of CRRRAZY crap. Laughing all the time, mostly ^^
In the car? Uh, I obey all traffic laws completely and really well.
When you are alone? I pretend I’m on a TV show/in a movie. :D

[ Pictures ]
Provide us with some visual stimulation.

Not me:


Still not me:


Me!:


Me looking cooler than I am:


Mwhahaha...


MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Scrabble:


And now some REAL Visual Stimulation:


<3 Nick Brendan

[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

Five, two, twenty-eight, I love Buffy way too much for anyone normal’s health save this psycho I know and I befriend way too many young people and OHMYGAWD I need to start applying to college and crap and that’s really scary and brother is playing the Sims on gamecube and my IM windows are blinking so I need to get back to them okay?!

[ Final Question]
Did you find Waldo?

I always did, eventually. Odd little bugger, he was.

WHY?!?! But I’ll put in anyways:

Null and Void
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