"everywhere i go, his eyes keep on followin' me..."
THEY MOVED EDWARD.
Now he is absolutely making extremely grouchy eye contact with me throughout my entire shift. I look over and there he is, glaring at me, clearly suffering from some kind of supernaturally awful sinus infection. (Also his hair grows straight up and he is bloody stupid.)
Also, we sell Twilight calendars. (...Drat.) So he's there, everywhere I turn, and I SWEAR THOSE CALENDARS KEEP MOVING THEMSELVES IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. So: Edward Cullen is stalking me?
I mean, not that that's unusual behaviour on his part, but -- Edward, I am an intelligent, compassionate, fiercely independent young woman who likes having her windows squeak. I'm really not your type.
Now he is absolutely making extremely grouchy eye contact with me throughout my entire shift. I look over and there he is, glaring at me, clearly suffering from some kind of supernaturally awful sinus infection. (Also his hair grows straight up and he is bloody stupid.)
Also, we sell Twilight calendars. (...Drat.) So he's there, everywhere I turn, and I SWEAR THOSE CALENDARS KEEP MOVING THEMSELVES IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. So: Edward Cullen is stalking me?
I mean, not that that's unusual behaviour on his part, but -- Edward, I am an intelligent, compassionate, fiercely independent young woman who likes having her windows squeak. I'm really not your type.