someone talk sense into me!
So, I have a confession to make.
I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.
This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.
SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.
This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.
SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.