drunken hilariousness...
Me and Trina's version of Saw 1, 2 and 3.
*play the tape*
"Hello. I'm here to tell you that you are going to die. No matter what you will die, unless...
You can discover the code, to unlock the key, buried in your brain, before time runs out on the clock, and then rabid hyenas are released, and you must find your way out of the labyrinth, all the while, there are 8 other people, trying to do the same thing, and they all want to kill you too, because you have a tattoo on your ass, that carries the code, to reverse your dna, and solve the puzzle, to the contraption I have created, that's hanging from your toes, which will simultaneously rip off, setting off a trigger, which will shoot your best friend in the face, and then I will take your first born, and hold her hostage, until you face the hyenas, who each have a piece of the code up their noses, that will unlock the safe, that holds a piece of paper, leading you to another dead end, afterwhich you will have lost too much blood, and hopefully will die, but in the event that you live, i have stolen your cat, and used his teeth, to scratch out the answer to life on your bosom, over your heart, so you will never forget me, and my legacy will live on...
even after I die of cancer.
all of this because you're not thankful for the air that you breathe.
fuckers."
*play the tape*
"Hello. I'm here to tell you that you are going to die. No matter what you will die, unless...
You can discover the code, to unlock the key, buried in your brain, before time runs out on the clock, and then rabid hyenas are released, and you must find your way out of the labyrinth, all the while, there are 8 other people, trying to do the same thing, and they all want to kill you too, because you have a tattoo on your ass, that carries the code, to reverse your dna, and solve the puzzle, to the contraption I have created, that's hanging from your toes, which will simultaneously rip off, setting off a trigger, which will shoot your best friend in the face, and then I will take your first born, and hold her hostage, until you face the hyenas, who each have a piece of the code up their noses, that will unlock the safe, that holds a piece of paper, leading you to another dead end, afterwhich you will have lost too much blood, and hopefully will die, but in the event that you live, i have stolen your cat, and used his teeth, to scratch out the answer to life on your bosom, over your heart, so you will never forget me, and my legacy will live on...
even after I die of cancer.
all of this because you're not thankful for the air that you breathe.
fuckers."