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Jan 09, 2006 19:18

My "Not-a-Resolution" for 2006, drumroll please.....

To get rid of my thigh burn.

Girls, you know what it is. The point below your stuff where your thighs constantly touch and rub together when you walk creating this friction that either a) gives you thigh burn or b) rubs away at the inner seam of your pants til they burst open.

Which I have successfully done to yet another pair of pants.

IT WILL -or should I say- WON'T HAPPEN IN 2006!!
AND (get this)
WE'LL GE A NEW PRESIDENT!!

...oh, you mean this isn't an election year again? I'm sorry. I thought I had time warped to a better place. Where lion's named Azlan ruled everything and Quidditch was the national pastime and sex is always pretty and Tom and Nicole are still together!!!

Shower.
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