Jul 18, 2004 01:05
send them by me first so i can approve
Margaret’s Top 25 Qualifications in a Guy
1) Taller than 5’3”
2) Not a schmuck
3) Good Hygiene
4) Thoughtful
5) Funny
6) Has a romantic side
7) Has respect for women
8) No addictions
9) Well-rounded
10) Adventurous
11) Intelligent
12) Not ignorant
13) Good conversationalist
14) No heavy profanity
15) Mush
16) Smells good
17) Nice hair
18) Nice eyes
19) Good butt
20) Good calves
21) Not afraid of dirt
22) No unnecessary facial hair
23) No trekkies or jedi freaks
24) Good name (nobody likes a stupid name)
25) Kills spiders for Margaret