hey hey, i am totally the original kung fu ninja, and i got you your position as nepalese queen. without me you'd have one dead boyfriend and no band, seriously. as a just and kind queen you should gift me monogamous hugh. seriously.
and dents. holy shit. he's got dents. *swoons* carmen, you bitch. can i have one night of hottt ness with colin? please? i mean, i hate him, personally, but i want his body. whew.
he's never allowed to take off the towel. even in the snowy mountains.
and i think carmen should marry...
this guy
or this guy
do you concur?
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I CONCUR.
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that'd be really hott!
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uuuh, you better make wedding plans for the other two, hugh jackman is mine.
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or i could go kung fu on you!
haha!
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*gives you the best gift ever of monogamous hugh*
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you are married to the best boyfriend in the world, AND have a harem that includes gavin and depp. you're not doing so bad yourself. :)
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but you owe me...
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i overthrew evil king and killed his lame ninjas, remember?
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agreed. even indeed.
but i claim colin farrell RIGHT NOW!
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and just for the hell of it...
awwwwww a-mi-nals
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that's the stuff:D
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