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don't try to con me - i didn't just come in on a load of turnips

Jun 12, 2003 19:38

i'm really tired of the rain and all these awful storms, but other than that, things are good ( Read more... )

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soonenough June 12 2003, 19:04:50 UTC

i did get the scholarship! $1000!

http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=23413&

ingridbergman June 12 2003, 19:42:56 UTC

i have to buy that. holyshit.

and CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SCHOLARSHIP!

soonenough June 12 2003, 19:44:12 UTC

thanks so much!

and YOU GOT OFF THE NET!

3 hours 3 minutes

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 19:45:31 UTC

i know i cant believe it. somebody kill me, this should not be my life. i almost want something terrible to happen to me so i can do something interesting like go to the emergency room.

soonenough June 12 2003, 19:46:32 UTC

NOOOOOOOOOOO! not that! how about a really hot guy wonders in off the street and makes out with you for hours?

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 19:47:34 UTC

not dramatic enough.

i'm talking peg leg jenna, here.

soonenough June 12 2003, 19:49:13 UTC

how about... while making out, you both stumble into the shower and then get caught by other people!

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 19:50:45 UTC

but where does the peg leg come into play?

i'm really attracted by this "wooden leg" idea, i dont want to give it up.

soonenough June 12 2003, 19:52:16 UTC

hmmm, that's a thinker.

would you already have said peg leg? or would you recieve during rough, hot sex with this mystery man?

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 19:54:05 UTC

i think i'd like to somehow get the peg leg by a random and funny occasion--i dunno about good sex, i'm not sure i remember what that is.

what if my leg got eaten by some kind of animal?

like an elephant?

and what would my pegleg look like?

sorry to clutter up your email box, meg, with our joke. i hope you join in soon, this is tight.

soonenough June 12 2003, 19:56:22 UTC

lol, yeah megs, sorry!

how about while having sex, this elephant barges into your room through the wall, and eats your leg. your man then kills the elephant(protecting his woman) and you get a METAL shiny peg leg!

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 20:00:46 UTC

i dont think men are cool enough to save me, my boy toy would undoubtedly pass out. i'd have to fight the elephant off with something funny. what would that be?

to make it tragic, i think the elephant should eat him first.

and if i had a peg leg, i would defintely have more than one so i could accessorize. maybe just the one peg leg with different cases, like a cell phone snap on case?

soonenough June 12 2003, 20:02:47 UTC

how about you take your computer and throw it at the elephants head, knocking it out. you then stab it with a spork.

and one of your legs can be pink and fuzzy.

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 20:04:38 UTC

clearly, sporks suck. worst utensil ever.

maybe the hottt boy used the spork, and that's why he's dead.

you bet your sweet ass i'll have pink accessory.

now the question becomes:: what drama will carmen have to make her life exciting?

soonenough June 12 2003, 20:06:20 UTC

a spork could SO kill an elephant.

what COULD make my life more exciting?

Re: ingridbergman June 12 2003, 20:08:56 UTC

the only way a spork could do anything except let the food slide off of it, is if if you blocked the elephant's air passages with it. i suppose i could just as easily use my oversized head to do that. or better yet, your's.

HA.

you know what would make your life more exciting? if you played bass in a band in someplace gorgeous like nepal. but how would you get to nepal in the first place?

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