My friends are fucking wierd

[faerieeyes3]

I'm not sure if this is hysterical because I'm sleep deprived...

First convo: Neoseraphic = Jared

lypiphera09: i think it's good to do not much of anything sometimes
lypiphera09: at least right now for me
NeoSeraphic: well maybe because you've been under the gun for a week or two
NeoSeraphic: right
lypiphera09: but you know me, i can't stay unoccupied for long
NeoSeraphic: right
NeoSeraphic: my lips are so shiny
NeoSeraphic: they were chapped all day, and i just put neosporin lip treatment on them
NeoSeraphic: and now they are magnificent.
lypiphera09: *blinks*

later when we were talking about Facebook...

NeoSeraphic: I came back. Just to stick around, get some requests for silly things which I ignore, but it lets me keep tabs on when people are around
NeoSeraphic: and post embaressing pics of me
lypiphera09: lol who would do such a thing?
NeoSeraphic: I dont know. have any embaressing pics of me?
lypiphera09: probably
NeoSeraphic: im spelling embarrassing wrong.
NeoSeraphic: i thin kwe need more pics
NeoSeraphic: I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of dem bones
lypiphera09: you're so odd

And then right before I sign off to go to bed:

twd09: kristen, i need to tell you something
lypiphera09: ahhh, wats that Tim?
twd09: i'm pregnant
twd09: and i think its yours
lypiphera09: have you been drinking Tim?
twd09: no, just rather bored

and then after entertaining the bored Tim for a bit:

twd09: i am totally clever and hilarious
twd09: now let me rub my nipple on you and make everything better
twd09: cause my nipples are magical
lypiphera09: remember what happened last time?
twd09: i got bit

lypiphera09: I think i took a little magic with me...

Feels good to laugh again...