Am I a creep magnet?

Dec 22, 2006 18:59

So, I'm on okcupid, and this guy from NY, NY IMs me and we start talking. His name is David and he's a bio chem major at AL University. This is the end part of our conversaton:


Weird Guy: nicole do u have a messeneger id so we can chat beter on it
Me: Not on this computer. Sorry.
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: but u have in another system
Me: Yeah.
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: can u give me so we chat there next time
Me: Oh! My computer is at school, so I won't have it for a month. I couldn't bring it back with me. I didn't trust the planes...
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: but in what way can i get in touch with u whenun offline
Me: Um, I don't know. You could message me, I guess.
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: tell more about ur self nicole
Me: What would you like to know, Dave?
Weird Guy: i like to know the thing u like and things u hate ?
Weird Guy: am waiting ur response
Me: I don't know... I like cats? I don't like dogs.
Weird Guy: ok
Me: What about you?
Weird Guy: i love cats also and fish
Me: Umm, I checked out your profile to see what we had in common, and found that you're a big religious guy...
Me: Thought you might want to know that I am not.
Weird Guy: hunn
Weird Guy: love is about care and trust
Me: ...Right...
Weird Guy: "I would rather have one smell of her hair or one touch of her hand than an eternity without it."
Me: What's that a quote from?
Weird Guy: it from me
Weird Guy: do u like it
Me: It's very nice.
Weird Guy: are u maried
Me: No.
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: may i ask u a question ?
Me: Of course. I may not answer, but you are more than welcome to ask.
Weird Guy: have u ever love someone before
Me: Yes, I have.
Weird Guy: tell me about it ?
Me: I'd rather not.
Weird Guy: ok
Weird Guy: do u still belive that true love can find u
Me: I don't know.

Weird Guy: nicole should i tell u something ?
Me: Go ahead.
Weird Guy: "I chose to love you in silence, for in silence I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness, for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me."
Me: That's a nice quote. Very pretty.
Weird Guy: thanks
Me: welcome.
Weird Guy: i want u to be my lover ?
Weird Guy: do u love me
Me: I don't even know you!
Weird Guy: i know
Weird Guy: but lovers meet from one place and get married

And then I close the window after copying all of this as proof. I swear, I meet the creepiest people!

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