better than a lump of coal?
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Last week, I stopped aimlesscoyote from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In April, I exposed wikdsushi to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I recruited insanechaos as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I rescued nofret from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon mrsiesta (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (215 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
faerie_angst
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