A Blessing in Disguise, girl!Ed/girl!Ling

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Title: A Blessing in Disguise
Author: vwl
Word Count: 6,712 <-I don't know how to write things that are short, I guess :|
Rating: R
Characters: girl!Ed/girl!Ling
Prompt: August 9 : girl!Ed/girl!Ling- when she planned to visit Xing, she hadn't planned on being involved in any assassination attempts, botched or otherwise. Girl!Ling, ever the optimist,

Comments

[enemytosleep]

Ahhhhh, this was mine! :D This was so perfect, from the annoyingly long and complicated Xingese rituals to Ling's enthusiasm in finding reasons for Ed to stay and Ed's reluctant acceptance of Ling's advances and excuses to saty. This might be my favorite line aside form your A/N:

Food was brought in to keep the Empress from passing out.

Thanks for writing this!

[vwl]

Yaaaay! I like that you cater to my whims, even (possibly) unknowingly. XD

Oh man, there is so much backstory to this fic I can't even tell you. So if you are ever wondering like ANYTHING about girl!Ed and girl!Ling's relationship, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. :|

Also, food is important. As is cunnilingus.

[enemytosleep]

I may have laid bait for some of my flist in the prompts, but who can prove anything? @_@

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FIRST TIME LING FONDLED ED'S BOOBS. And about the time Ling foudn out Ling was in fact a girl (unless she always knew by Ed's qi or something?). And I want this to be your Big Bang. XD

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE CUNNILINGUS. Now that I see that word in all caps, I see how appropriately it applies to Ling. In fact, it's making me think of those Wild. E. Coyote subtitles (Ling Yao: Emperus Cunninlingus).

[vwl]

Maybe I should have written it like this: cunnilingus. :D

The first time Ling fondled Ed's boob coincides with the time Ling found out that Ed was in fact a girl, actually (I think that is what you meant there :B). :D It was inside of Gluttony--things went a little different and Ed managed to get a little worse of a concussion than he gets in canon, and Ling goes to make 'him' a bandage out of his shirt and then discovers bandages under his shirt and breasts under the bandages. :D

I...I like the Emperus Cunnilingus a little too much.

[cydoniia]

I was laughing at a lot of this fic, but you killed me with your authors note. xD
This was so delightful to read, thanks for sharing! :D

[vwl]

I am proud of myself for coming up with that one. :D;;

Thanks a bunch! Glad you enjoyed it. :3

[naive_wanderer]

Aw, I like this! Especially this line: "I like you," Ed told Ling, glancing over at her. The feeling wasn't something that lasted long, usually, so she felt the need to express it.

[vwl]

Yay! Thank you. :D

Ed normally wants to smack Ling, so the fact that she briefly likes her after orgasm is noteworthy. ::nods sagely::

[bob_fish]

Girl!Ling is amazing. All Lings are amazing. So many witty and hilarious lines in this. *swoons at your feet*

[vwl]

Haha, really? I felt like this was nothing special, sort of plopped together at the last minute, despite the fact that I've been working on it pretty diligently for a whole like WEEK or something, jeez. :P

I like to sort of point out Ling's super scheming brain power in these things sometimes (even though I sort of failed in this story, I think?) because I get tired of him being portrayed as just a brainless idiot. Even though that is how he portrays himself. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I'm, um, dedicating this to you for your birthday, since I'm lame and forgot that it is tomorrow. Or probably today, where you are. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAVE A GIRL!LING.

[bob_fish]

Well, you always say your stuff sucks when it doesn't! It doesn't suck! Get used to it, man. :P

Ling didn't end up scheming much in this, but she did come off as cunning (cymbal crash, but no, really). I agree with you! Ling's no fool, but half the reason his fool act is so convincing is because he loves playing the fool for its own sake.

What a lovely early birthday gift! Why, thank you. If you feel moved to more, I wouldn't say no to a smattering of tasty AIM quotes.

[vwl]

One thing that can always be said about Ling is that he (she) is a cunning linguist. Ohhh, yeah. I bet that's never been used before.

Aha, I like how gracefully you accepted my OH UM HERE THIS IS FOR YOU present.

Unfortunately, I live with Celeste now, and our hilarious conversations happen in real life instead of over AIM. Maybe I'll install a recording system in this room or something. :P

[seta_suzume]

Oh, wow, wow, wow. vwl, everything you do with Ed and Ling together is just the best!

[vwl]

*^^* Thank you! I think I will use that as an excuse to never write any other pairing again.

[seta_suzume]

You're welcome! Please, feel free to quote me.