I love my job!
So I just finished grading my exams and here are the bar none best answers of the month.
In third place from a High Basic student we have, as advice to a friend who doesn't have enough money to get back to Peru: He should to prepare a sandwiches and sell it in the aeroport.
In second place from a Pre-Intermediate Module 1 student we have, as advice to a friend who just found out his girlfriend has been cheating on him: I don't know what to say, dude. Shit happens.
And in first place, from another High Basic student, we need a little explanation. The intended answer was "I go out with friends at night."
What did we get? Drumroll please...
"I go down on friends in the nights".
Thank you all for attending. Please tune in next month for more fantastic ESL test answers.