Things I have learnt in Jebusville
1. Mangoes are really bell peppers
2. Tea biscuits don't exist.
3. Good coffee comes from a canister and has "flavour crystals"
4. Wasabi isn't a Japanese condiment -- it's really a humourous phrase.
4. Grad school is a waste of time and money. So is any education, best to just get pregnant and married if you finish high school.
5. Hindus wear funny hats!
6. There is no such thing other than missionary.
7. Animals are disposable.
8. The Christian god is "a god of love" despite:
-hating gay people
-hating Muslim people
-hating "Ay-rabs"
-hating anyone who isn't a WASP (white Anglo Saxon Protestant)
9. It's okay to hate anyone in the above groups because god does
10. Abortion is murder, and those dirty sluts deserve to burn in hell
11. It's better for children (all 500 000 or so of them) to rot and age out of foster care than be aborted
12. It's also better for them to have been abused, apparently
13. If a woman disagrees with her husband, she has to keep it in, or manipulate him into thinking the same things she does
14. It's unladylike to think
15. Christians are the most oppressed minority in the country and are having their rights stripped from them day by day (despite they are an eighty percent majority)
16. Atheist? What's that?
17. Oh, Atheists are those Satan worshipers, aren't they?
18. If you don't like children, you are mentally ill
19. If you don't want children, you are mentally ill
20. Despite the fact that you are mentally ill for not wanting and/or liking children, you should still have them
21. Birth control is infallible. Always. Except, when it's not.
22. Sex education is evil and encourages girls to be promiscuous, even though areas with comprehensive sex ed and birth control options have the lowest rates of teen pregnancy.
23. The Bible says it, it makes it okay!
24. Charles Darwin is evil
25. Charles Darwin was a racist idiot, I didn't read "Origin", but I know it's true, my minister said so!
26. If a woman has a hobby outside the home, and her husband cheats on her, it's her fault for not staying at home where she belongs.
And the list will go on and on...
2. Tea biscuits don't exist.
3. Good coffee comes from a canister and has "flavour crystals"
4. Wasabi isn't a Japanese condiment -- it's really a humourous phrase.
4. Grad school is a waste of time and money. So is any education, best to just get pregnant and married if you finish high school.
5. Hindus wear funny hats!
6. There is no such thing other than missionary.
7. Animals are disposable.
8. The Christian god is "a god of love" despite:
-hating gay people
-hating Muslim people
-hating "Ay-rabs"
-hating anyone who isn't a WASP (white Anglo Saxon Protestant)
9. It's okay to hate anyone in the above groups because god does
10. Abortion is murder, and those dirty sluts deserve to burn in hell
11. It's better for children (all 500 000 or so of them) to rot and age out of foster care than be aborted
12. It's also better for them to have been abused, apparently
13. If a woman disagrees with her husband, she has to keep it in, or manipulate him into thinking the same things she does
14. It's unladylike to think
15. Christians are the most oppressed minority in the country and are having their rights stripped from them day by day (despite they are an eighty percent majority)
16. Atheist? What's that?
17. Oh, Atheists are those Satan worshipers, aren't they?
18. If you don't like children, you are mentally ill
19. If you don't want children, you are mentally ill
20. Despite the fact that you are mentally ill for not wanting and/or liking children, you should still have them
21. Birth control is infallible. Always. Except, when it's not.
22. Sex education is evil and encourages girls to be promiscuous, even though areas with comprehensive sex ed and birth control options have the lowest rates of teen pregnancy.
23. The Bible says it, it makes it okay!
24. Charles Darwin is evil
25. Charles Darwin was a racist idiot, I didn't read "Origin", but I know it's true, my minister said so!
26. If a woman has a hobby outside the home, and her husband cheats on her, it's her fault for not staying at home where she belongs.
And the list will go on and on...