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Planet faeline
'I wish faeline would stop spying on my ass. I'd be sitting in work, having a tea-break and you'd see Him pop up at the window and think DAMN IT! I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE. GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN PEACE!' (Mata Costello)
Religion In faeline's World
- Faelineism 35%
(160,910,765 believers) - Capablerist 3%
(13,792,351 believers) - Chanterism 6%
(27,584,702 believers) - Datosity 6%
(27,584,702 believers) - Doggedlyity 12%
(55,169,405 believers) - Palmingism 17%
(78,156,657 believers) - Rabbetsism 5%
(22,987,252 believers) - Rateableity 16%
(73,559,207 believers)
Population : 459,745,044
World Ends : 26th Aug 2018
Nuclear Capable : Ecuador, Guinea, Luxembourg, South Africa, Togo
Nuked Countries : Luxembourg, Ecuador, Togo
faeline's Wrath!!
- On 25th Sep 2008 faeline - Our Divine lord set a plague of seagulls loose on British Indian Ocean Territory, who subsequently besoiled a horrific amount of bed linen nationwide.
- After trying to impregnate Simona Rigby with His divine seed and failing, faeline has sworn that He will get his revenege on both the young mistress and Bahrain for rearing such a young infidel.
- 'Heretics and Heavens alike, suck on this!' proclaimed the Father as he began hurling bricks from high heaven!
Pauline Garren a 57-year-old woman from Bangladesh proved to be Anti-faeline.
The Saviour
Devout believers in faeline fervently refused to place their faith in a Saviour God called Donaldson Beever. faeline is reported sending a new saviour God soon in the form of a certain Brianna Roe
This is the End
100% of the World's population woke up on the morning of 26th Aug 2018 with lava in their mouths.
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