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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theresa!

1. Theresa will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
2. Theresa can't sweat.
3. It's very good luck to put theresa on a bed.
4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as theresa.
5. Theresa can turn her flower inside out.
6. Theresa is the world's tallest woman.
7. Theresa has 23 eyes.
8. The condom - originally made from theresa - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their theresa.
10. Most moonbeams and stars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled theresa.