In Honor of Stupid People

Nov 07, 2006 18:35

In case you needed further proof that the human race
is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular
soap."
(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do
not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be
hot after heating."
(and you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron
clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with
head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for
the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
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