My Greatest American Invention
This post comes on the heels of the new show that was absolutely hilarious....The Greatest american invention or something like that. I had to laugh my ass off at most of what people had come up with. If you saw it then you know exactly what I am talking about.
I mean come on.......A "wand" (aka a stick) to ward off wild animals such as bear and mountain lion? Um excuse me but I think the cave man who invented this would sue you for copy right infringement if you actually try to mass market this product, except he is dead because it didn't work. His stick was longer and bigger than yours any way. I know, I know.....Yours is a wand. Sorry harry potter.
Then we have the "Smoking gun" No shit. This "gun" is hooked up to a tank that contains burning hickory and it channels the smoke on to what ever you point it at...... well let me see, where do I begin to point out what is wrong with this......The fact that you need full hazard gear to use this device in case of explosion from the tank?
Then there is the "Space beetle colony" Well generally you would use beetles in something called the space beetle colony......not south american cocroaches. Second what kind of beetle needs a bowling alley, movie theatre, race track, spa......dude I could only dream of a house like that.....why give one to a beetle let alone a cocroach?
Then we have the stupid ones who did make it. A soap pump attached to a toilette dispenser for a cleaner ass? Dude the french had a better idea, and all it used was water....not soap....so you weren't resigned to get into the shower after you took a shit to was off the soap you just smeared all over your ass.
Then we had the woman with the portable rubber room for children....... Yeah ok.
What I really need is a device to remove children from my rectal area. I am sick of having children up my ass. Some body invent something for that. No tv and video games don't work. Neither does the park or any kind of treat.Especially ones with sugar. Most of these things make it worse.
*sigh* I suppose I will have to remove them the old fashioned way. Love to all ......
I mean come on.......A "wand" (aka a stick) to ward off wild animals such as bear and mountain lion? Um excuse me but I think the cave man who invented this would sue you for copy right infringement if you actually try to mass market this product, except he is dead because it didn't work. His stick was longer and bigger than yours any way. I know, I know.....Yours is a wand. Sorry harry potter.
Then we have the "Smoking gun" No shit. This "gun" is hooked up to a tank that contains burning hickory and it channels the smoke on to what ever you point it at...... well let me see, where do I begin to point out what is wrong with this......The fact that you need full hazard gear to use this device in case of explosion from the tank?
Then there is the "Space beetle colony" Well generally you would use beetles in something called the space beetle colony......not south american cocroaches. Second what kind of beetle needs a bowling alley, movie theatre, race track, spa......dude I could only dream of a house like that.....why give one to a beetle let alone a cocroach?
Then we have the stupid ones who did make it. A soap pump attached to a toilette dispenser for a cleaner ass? Dude the french had a better idea, and all it used was water....not soap....so you weren't resigned to get into the shower after you took a shit to was off the soap you just smeared all over your ass.
Then we had the woman with the portable rubber room for children....... Yeah ok.
What I really need is a device to remove children from my rectal area. I am sick of having children up my ass. Some body invent something for that. No tv and video games don't work. Neither does the park or any kind of treat.Especially ones with sugar. Most of these things make it worse.
*sigh* I suppose I will have to remove them the old fashioned way. Love to all ......