Mar 18, 2009 00:42
fae_elric is being stalked on Livejournal!
papercrownqueen is stalking fae_elricpapercrownqueen's REAL name :Vaughan Brownpapercrownqueen's REAL DOB :13th March 1983Height :174 cmWeight : 60.6 kgpapercrownqueen has dreamt about you : 12 times papercrownqueen became interested in you : 19th October 2006papercrownqueen's latest dream about you papercrownqueen and fae_elric make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael's Careless Whisper playing in the distance.This is how papercrownqueen describes your relationship behind your back 'I hate her. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to fae_elric. And now it's fucking payback time.'papercrownqueen's been stealing stuff from your house too. Since meeting fae_elric in , papercrownqueen has managed to collect around 10 of fae_elric's old TV remotes.They've even started modifying their body for you papercrownqueen had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when papercrownqueen came to see you next.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I think I've just creamed myself thinking about you. There's no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I've used this card instead.
The Police No. calls to the police : 21 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Police? Look that fucker papercrownqueen is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can't you do something about this? I'm starting to become scared for my life."papercrownqueen's Police File papercrownqueen seems to have changed their ways in the past couple of years. Our only complaints are that it refuses to wash. You should have smelt their fucking cell after they were released. One of our wardens nearly died of shock.
Testimonies about papercrownqueen
makichan - Stone dead tripper
'Thank Christ I never let papercrownqueen into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!'
darkeyedwolf - Balding slut
'How depressing. I feel sorry for fae_elric, it's kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.''
yukikyosohma - Rotten heathen
'I'm sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of papercrownqueen right beside the definition.'
grass_angel - Fathers goats
'Uncool and unhip papercrownqueen is just plain shit!'
Sorry I used you. >_> XD