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[fadingxstars]

I kinda sorta really like cornbread. A lot.

That is all.

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[turkeysandwhich]

and these are your favorite.....?

[txdohawk]

Yes, they are my preferred batteries. Why do you ask?

[turkeysandwhich]

does this excite your body?

[txdohawk]

No, I regretfully inform you that my list of fetishes does not include men or magnets.

Forgie me for being a little concerned, but are we approaching something resembling a point here? Because if 20 minutes of posting is going to lead to something along the lines of "ololol u r so gay n dumb with ur battery preference", I'm going to do my brain a favor and go get some sleep.

[turkeysandwhich]

Ah, well, you're right. Miki and I need some sleep too, I've been keeping her up way past her bedtime lately. Sleep tightly.



These are OUR favorite, even though she likes flavored a little more.
We're still shopping around. <3

[txdohawk]

You go ahead and brag, Sam...you would bring up condoms, because that's all she is to you, a fucktoy. I treated her like a real woman when I dated her...maybe you'll learn how to do that when you attempt to become a real man in boot camp, assuming your pansy ass doesn't get sent home in tears after the first week.

[turkeysandwhich]

Hm, well. Maybe the problem was you dont know how real men treat real women? Boot camp has nothing to do with becoming a real man, it has to do with making a career for myself so i dont end up 20+ and living in my parents basement.

Here's a hint...real men don't need to practice with one of these...

[txdohawk]

Oh really? So real men parade the sexual exploits of their women around like a vaginal trophy? Oh, and cheat on their girlfriends because they don't have the balls to break up with one before moving onto the next?

You're a real man like Michael Jackson is really white. Slime like you doesn't even deserve to lick Mikaela's boots.

[turkeysandwhich]

Well ya see, I'm not really parading my sexual exploits of Miki at all. You've really got NO idea the kind of stuff we do, nor will you ever. She's not my vaginal trophy, although she might be if we enter the upcoming competition. Hm...and shes not a new girlfriend...just a good buddy. And Mikey Jackson doesn't really apply here...he touches underage kids? However I hear that aiming for the underage crowd can really be helpful for you "mint in package" boys. Give that a try. I'm told they spread like margarine. That should make you feel like a young man...then you can start to work your way up.

So please,

[turkeysandwhich]

Alrighty, bed time for me. Have a good night, it was fun dueling with ya. No hard feelings. Maybe we can pick this up some other time. But until then,