(no subject)
Aaaaaand...I just got my ass thoroughly pummeled and raped raw by my mass media test. I set my alarm for 5:45, woke up at 5:45, fell asleep at 5:45:30, and woke up at 7:55 for an 8:00 test. Came into the lecture hall, only to see that we were not handed a test, but rather a pillow to sit on afterward. The scene was horrendous -- people squealing in pain, blood spattered on the walls, everyone bent over their pull-out desk, willingly accepting an 18", massive-girthed unsanded wooden dildo o' DOOM anally. The only form of lubrication in the room was blood. Donkey punches were being dealt out left and right, and I sure hope Dirty Sanchez stains don't last. The short answer section provided a nice Rear Admiral right into the nearest wall.
The most horrible thing happened after my raping and beating, though:
When I was done taking it like a good girl, I looked up and saw that I was the only one reeling with pain.
I don't think I'll sit comfortably for weeks.
The most horrible thing happened after my raping and beating, though:
When I was done taking it like a good girl, I looked up and saw that I was the only one reeling with pain.
I don't think I'll sit comfortably for weeks.