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[fadingautumn]

Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...

• 00:30 Eat an arsehole! #
• 00:31 Sorry about that. I briefly had Tourette's but cured myself with the power of... chakras... probably. #
• 00:54 Does John Cusack ever tweet anything light or.. some sort of medium shade? Does Cusack do beige tweeting? #
• 00:56 He always sounds like he's probably typing from a cabin he built himself in the backwoods of Montana... #
• 01:08 @ freshlyinstable Is he in your room with you? #
• 01:19 @ freshlyinsta
  ble I'd rush to my room as soon as I got home, close my door, lock it & then if he's all "LOL! OMG WTF! Let me in, I wants ... #
• 01:20 @ freshlyinstable to make you Republican!" I'd say I was too nude to converse with him. #
• 01:37 @ escape_goat @freshlyinstable Next advice was going to be telling him she has the shits then going in there & making noises til he leaves. #
• 02:01 BAM! SOLVED IT! James Buckley of "The Inbetweeners" looks like Eric Idle. YES! I'd been trying to work out who he reminded me of for weeks. #
• 02:04 See, John Cusack should really do a bit more tweeting in that sort of vein. #
• 02:14 @ freshlyinstable ...Little Golden Books with like a Pan-Am executive's card in? #
• 02:55 Ewan McGregor and Matthew Fox are putting my romantic fantasies in a half nelson and reinforcing my decision to stay single. #
• 14:17 Marvel as no one replies: Anyone have any idea what the most acceptable substitute for ground lamb is? Never had lamb; wouldn't know. #
• 16:40 ...After much scanning of the net, it's apparently ground turkey. #
• 16
  :44 Should've said it was ground bologna just to see if anyone replied w/ "OMG WTF?! Pffft NO" & then I could say "AHHH HAAA!" & narrow my eyes. #
• 19:25 "Please do not shit the floor or attempt to cash checks in our fitting rooms!" - bit.ly/ahJec6 #
• 20:19 I've just demoted my lead pillow to a backup pillow. #

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