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Today's batch of nonsense from my Twitter...

• 00:33 Wowee, Sandra Lee! You come up with this all by yourself? -- bit.ly/a2pz22 #
• 00:39 @ freshlyinstable AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #
• 00:56 @ freshlyinstable Love that she tells you to bake it. It'll totally dry it out but without it'd just be "Make box of mac; mix in broccoli." #
• 01:22 I shall be making a yellow butter cake with ganache frosting and chocolate covered strawberries to top it tomorrow for mother's birthday. #
• 01:25 I may start getting the vapors whilst making it. Ooh, lordy! I'll try my best to control myself and not make kissy faces at it or anything. #
• 01:26 @ stuffjennhates Worst fast food place on planet. ON THE ENTIRE PLANET! #
• 01:31 I really wanted to make this elegant, elegant cake instead but I don't think I have the soda bottle injecting skills -- bit.ly/dm7o4c #
• 01:33 @ stuffjennhates <gags> (This account rules. <snickers>) #
• 01:47 @ freshlyinstable LoL. Christ. Idea: You could just put cake on a nice plate then you won't have to cut it or put it on a redneck cake stand. #
• 01:52 @ freshlyinstable Her obsession with having 2 single-layer cakes is maddening to me. Like it's really hard to put them together! Fuckery! #
• 01:56 @ freshlyinstable ....What the feck? I just realized she iced the pie tin cake stand. I CAN'T with this woman! #
• 02:08 @ freshlyinstable Gah... Looks like someone ralphed into the frosting. Coconut, pecans and cream cheese? [gags]
  What's Italian about it? #
• 02:16 @ freshlyinstable Man, she really loves Pam. Yeah, y'know, just spray until drenched and get as much on the counter as you can. #
• 02:21 @ freshlyinstable Huh, apparently that actually is basically Italian wedding cake... I will pass on Italian wedding cake. #
• 02:39 @ freshlyinstable She super loves vanilla extract. She puts it in every single dessert she makes. #
• 03:22 @ themodette [snickers] School can make you sick of s
  omething pretty easily. I love baking and cooking. #
• 03:22 @ escape_goat I prefer Manhattan. #
• 04:18 I just unfollowed someone because they said last night's SNL was the best one ever. ...EVER! Cheeky bastard. #
• 04:23 Actually, I was looking for any reason. He's full of himself and thinks Conan O'Brien's adopted him as his little brudder or something. #
• 05:43 LOL. I heard a strange noise and thought my dog may have kicked my closet door in her sleep but couldn't tell if she was in the blanket ... #
• 05:45 ...re
  sted against the door or not. To find out I used the fail-proof "Want a treat?" and suddenly the *entire* blanket sped toward the bed. #
• 05:47 It was hilarious because I honestly couldn't tell at all if she was in the blanket and when it sped toward my bed I still couldn't see her. #
• 06:02 Then when no treat was produced she fell asleep inside the blanket again beside the bed without ever having come out. She needs her own show #
• 18:11 If I could roll my eyes any harder right now they'd fall out of my head.. #
• 18:16 I... don't know if I'm gonna watch the Oscars tonight. Been burned too many times with that once honorable tradit
  ion turned crapfest. #
• 18:46 Sorry, it's not tonight, is it? I always thought it aired on Sundays. Oh well, shows how interested I am, I guess. [snickers] #
• 23:38 So it *was* on tonight. Isn't it over yet? I actually feel annoyed w/ myself that I don't wanna watch. Steve Martin is co-host, damn me! #
• 23:43 By the way, co-hosting? That's really an insult to both parties. Together, you both = one Jon Stewart. Feck it, unannoyed now. #
• 23:44 RT @BillCorbett: Dear Academy: well... that's just like, your opinion, man. #Oscars #
• 23:51 @escape_goat I stole your Butterfinger. #
• 23:54 Guess Sandra Bullock won as expected? I don't need to watch. I can just refresh Twitter every so often & catch the "In Memorium" on YouTube. #
• 00:03 I feel like I missed nothing. #oscars #

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