my first wreck

Jun 14, 2004 14:33

so its not as bad as it sounds, i just rear ended someone. she was driving her boyfriend's caddy with 20s, and she was turning and i layed on my brakes and couldnt switch lanes cause someone else was there, and i just rear ended her, and her bumper came loose. so i get out, and the first thing she says is, "OOOOOO boy my boyfriend gonna whoop yo ass". but then when she realized it wasnt that bad she calmed down, and she started coughing uncontrollably. like i thought she was gonna croke and i was gonna be charged with murder. so then her b/f came out there and he's this dirty looking guy with dreadlocks tied back with a rubber band. he says absolutely nothing for a couple of minutes and he looks at it, and he's like, this aint bad, and they were like ok well we dont need anything so i left. and upon talking to johanna, i realized that she prolly didnt have a liscense, and she probably wasnt insured either cause she said, i'm glad we didnt have to get the police involved or nothing. (all in an extremely ghetto jive). and upon further talking to johanna, she was probably a drug dealer, cause both the cars had 20s, and i mean... if someone hit me, i'd get the cops out there right away. oh and i find it somewhat ironic that i was driving my car home from getting NEW BRAKES which failed to stop me in time, oh well maybe this is what could've happened:
JohannaS03: i bet they had drugs in the trunk
JohannaS03: or maybe a dead body
JohannaS03: someones arm you know
collin905: yeah
JohannaS03: maybe even
JohannaS03: a dead body with coke inside his body.
collin905: oooo double illegal
collin905: what if i hit it
JohannaS03: and the trunk popped open
collin905: and the dead body hits my windshield and the coke just explodes everywhere
JohannaS03: yeah
JohannaS03: that would be cool
JohannaS03: and then they left real fast
JohannaS03: and then you would probably still be there
JohannaS03: under investigation
JohannaS03: ah
JohannaS03: thank god huh
collin905: lol yeah
JohannaS03: who wants to waste a day on that
collin905: that would make a good story to tell my grandkids though
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