Title: Just Like An Old Married Couple
Author: Jo (jo @ fadedink.com)
Fandom: The Avengers RPF
Character(s): Robert Downey Jr./Chris Evans
Rating: PG
Word count: 125
Summary: RDJ finally agrees with Chris on something.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 'twenty-sixth day of Christmas' for
arami, because she gives interesting prompts. ;)
"Tony and Steve are so in love."
"Of course they are."
"Because if you... Did you just agree with me?"
"I did."
"But you... you never agree with me!"
"That's because you're rarely ever right."
"I... Hey, now, wait just a second!"
"I'm waiting."
"Am I being punked? Where's Ashton Kutcher?"
"No, no punking."
"Bullshit. You wouldn't agree with me otherwise."
"Sure I would."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"Because you're right. Tony and Steve are in love."
"After all these weeks of arguing about it, just like that you're gonna agree?"
"Sure."
"I gotta hear this. Why?"
"Tony's in love with Pepper, and Steve's totally head over heels for Bucky."
"Buck -- what?"
"Hey, I never said I agreed they were in love with each other."