FIC: High - 1/1, Lotrips, PG, BH/SB (VM)
Title: High
Author: Jo (jo @ fadedink.com)
Fandom: Lotrips
Characters: Sean Bean/Bernard Hill (Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: PG
Word count: 215
Summary: Bernard isn't qualified to deal with this.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 'ninth day of Christmas' for afra_schatz, because she's one of the few who went outside the box with the pairing. :)
"Viggo, you need to get back to the house."
"I'm a bit busy."
"I understand that, but... Sean is a little, well, indisposed."
"Indisposed?"
"Yes. He says he's stuck."
"Stuck? What?"
"Stuck, as in can't get down."
"Can't get... Is he on the roof?"
"No."
"I don't understand."
"He says he can't get down again."
"What do you mean, he can't get down again? Where is he?"
"On the floor."
"The... Okay, what the hell is going on?"
"He's on the floor, splayed out like a starfish. Says he can't get down again."
"I see."
"Viggo, he's hugging the floor. It's a little disturbing."
"Is he making love to it?"
"Not yet, but the fact that you felt the need to ask is even more disturbing."
"What has he eaten this morning? Do you know?"
"Just some brownies."
"I...see. Well."
"What?"
"How many brownies did he have?"
"I don't know for sure, but there are only four left in the pan."
"Four. Oh, boy."
"What?"
"It was a full pan."
"What's that... Oh. Oh. They were, um."
"Yep."
"I see."
"No wonder he can't get down. He's higher than the proverbial kite."
"I don't think I'm equipped to deal with this. Now he's making like an inch worm."
"I'm on my way."
"Thank God."
Author: Jo (jo @ fadedink.com)
Fandom: Lotrips
Characters: Sean Bean/Bernard Hill (Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: PG
Word count: 215
Summary: Bernard isn't qualified to deal with this.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 'ninth day of Christmas' for afra_schatz, because she's one of the few who went outside the box with the pairing. :)
"Viggo, you need to get back to the house."
"I'm a bit busy."
"I understand that, but... Sean is a little, well, indisposed."
"Indisposed?"
"Yes. He says he's stuck."
"Stuck? What?"
"Stuck, as in can't get down."
"Can't get... Is he on the roof?"
"No."
"I don't understand."
"He says he can't get down again."
"What do you mean, he can't get down again? Where is he?"
"On the floor."
"The... Okay, what the hell is going on?"
"He's on the floor, splayed out like a starfish. Says he can't get down again."
"I see."
"Viggo, he's hugging the floor. It's a little disturbing."
"Is he making love to it?"
"Not yet, but the fact that you felt the need to ask is even more disturbing."
"What has he eaten this morning? Do you know?"
"Just some brownies."
"I...see. Well."
"What?"
"How many brownies did he have?"
"I don't know for sure, but there are only four left in the pan."
"Four. Oh, boy."
"What?"
"It was a full pan."
"What's that... Oh. Oh. They were, um."
"Yep."
"I see."
"No wonder he can't get down. He's higher than the proverbial kite."
"I don't think I'm equipped to deal with this. Now he's making like an inch worm."
"I'm on my way."
"Thank God."