STRANGE NIGHT AT THE BBV
Ok, so I worked tonight at blockbuster, and I thought it would be a semi-normal Thursday, uneventful night. O on the contrary. So, theres this usual customer we have. Shes this brazilian chick, in her mid twenties, early thirties (I assume). Very attractive, but has this old ass bf/husband. Well, she came in tonight with this guy, very unfamiliar, but whatever. Shes drunk off her rocker. Like, seriously, eyes almost glazed like a donut, like no ones home at the cukoo's nest scenario. So, she's talking all obnoxiously (cursing very often, loudly, but they were the only ones inside, so I wasn't too worried). So, she gets her movies, and I hand off to her in our designated "hand the movies to the customers" area. She says to me "let me give you a kiss" or something to that effect, and just to make things go smoother so she'll get out of there, I obliged (very reluctantly mind you: only because she was very drunk. I didn't the upclose look at me to make her sick and have her puke on me. If she was sober, I would've said "bring it, baby"). So, as I lean in for this kiss on the cheek, she grabs my head, and kisses me. How sweet, so I retreat back into our comfort-bbvemployee zone and she grabs my head again and practically forces to kiss her back. So, that was highlight #1.. Moving onto highlight #2.
*Backstory to highlight #2*
First off, let it be known I frequent porno sites. Alright, so this highlight shouldn't be so suprising. Don't worry, I'll get to the rest of this.
There is a customer that used to frequent our store weekly. Shes this 4'11, 5ft girl, thin, midlength brunette (in otherwords, hair to her shoulders, maybe a little bit past). Shes a waitress at Cheetah's in Pompano....So, to my story..
She comes in tonight, with this guy, I don't know why, but he looks really familiar. So, as there in the store and walking around, and around when they walk up to the counter, it hits me: this guy is a character...star...whatever you want to say, for the company called Bangbros. They do pornos online. Websites such as bangbus, big t**s, round ass and all that sort of thing. So, then after I ring them up, as shes exiting the store, she decides to lift up her shirt and flash me her boobies. Her nice, perky, b-cup boobs. My night was just magnificant. Nothing could've gone better unless I was raped by Carmen Electra in the store. Anyways, a positive story for once. I'm sure everyone is tired of the meloncholy stories I tell alot. This one was very happy.
*Backstory to highlight #2*
First off, let it be known I frequent porno sites. Alright, so this highlight shouldn't be so suprising. Don't worry, I'll get to the rest of this.
There is a customer that used to frequent our store weekly. Shes this 4'11, 5ft girl, thin, midlength brunette (in otherwords, hair to her shoulders, maybe a little bit past). Shes a waitress at Cheetah's in Pompano....So, to my story..
She comes in tonight, with this guy, I don't know why, but he looks really familiar. So, as there in the store and walking around, and around when they walk up to the counter, it hits me: this guy is a character...star...whatever you want to say, for the company called Bangbros. They do pornos online. Websites such as bangbus, big t**s, round ass and all that sort of thing. So, then after I ring them up, as shes exiting the store, she decides to lift up her shirt and flash me her boobies. Her nice, perky, b-cup boobs. My night was just magnificant. Nothing could've gone better unless I was raped by Carmen Electra in the store. Anyways, a positive story for once. I'm sure everyone is tired of the meloncholy stories I tell alot. This one was very happy.