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clawsofangst16 September 14 2005, 06:47:17 UTC


you mean...I can't even touch it a little?


YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME KAKAROT!!!!!!!!

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faded_copperas September 14 2005, 07:41:35 UTC


LEMME TOUCH IT!



NO! BACK AWAY!



OOOH PRETTY HAIR!



AUGH! NOT AGAIN!

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clawsofangst16 September 15 2005, 03:01:23 UTC


Alright Yamcha, This is the absolute LAST TIME!!!
you fucking owe me one...

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faded_copperas September 15 2005, 03:59:41 UTC


Yamcha? Dead again? I've got this one, Shenron. You've brought him back too many times.



NOT THIS TIME KING KAI! I want the glory! I'll bring him back! *PSHEW PSHEW*

BOOM!!!!



Holy crap! It worked!...sortof. You've got something growing out of your head.



But I'm alive right? Even with a tumor...alive?

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clawsofangst16 September 15 2005, 04:53:02 UTC


DAMN I'm good!



YAY WE <3 YOU KAIOSHIN!



PAH! I'm sick and tired of your mohawk elitism!


You think you're so great because you have the best mokawk!?


WELL THINK AGAIN!!! OTHER MOKAWKS UNITE!!

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faded_copperas September 15 2005, 05:50:56 UTC


Mohawk Uub reporting for duty, sir!



Mohawk 16 ready to roll!

.....



One...two...Are there only the three of us?



WHAT?! How are the THREE of us supposed to dethrone Supreme Kai?! Surely someone's missing?!



Sigh.



AUGH! This is making my head hurt! CURSE YOU SUPREME KAI!!!

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clawsofangst16 September 15 2005, 06:24:00 UTC


I've come to join you...I just really hate the Supreme Kai...


What the hell are you doing here...You don't have a MOHAWK!!


Well, his hair IS really pointy...


I dont CARE...It's still not a MOHAWK!


WE COULD ALWAYS SHAVE THE SIDES!


Oh GOD, where did you come from!?


STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HAIR!!

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faded_copperas September 15 2005, 06:53:04 UTC
*Flashback to first hair cut*



I don't want a hair cut!



Don't be a baby! It's fun!



BITCH! I said NO!



gah! blagh! ugh! (and other various death noises)
*End flashback*



Sigh, those were the da......what's this hair?.......




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clawsofangst16 September 15 2005, 07:21:57 UTC


DUDE, calm down! It's just a hair cut! Hell, I've had quite a few of them...
*FLASHBACK*FLASHBACK*FLASHBACK*
there was the mullet...


the chili-bowl cut...


the bleach blonde phase...


And look at me now!


I'm tellin ya the ladies just fall all over me! Imagine if I STILL had that mullet...



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SHUT THE FUCK UP!


WHOA!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!!

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faded_copperas September 15 2005, 07:48:04 UTC
Okay okay okay! I'll get a new haircut.

**time passes**



Bulma, what do you think?



ZOMG! SMEXY MULLET!



Mullet? My mullet? Smexy?



IT WAS MY MULLET FIRST! WHY DO NO GIRLS FIND THE GOHAN MULLET SM...SEXY!?!?



I always like your hair, Gohan.



Uhhhhhhhhh


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clawsofangst16 September 15 2005, 08:04:00 UTC


Oh dear me, what a long day...I can't wait til I get ho...


OMFG GOHAN!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT SKANK!??


YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME STUDYING!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULD HAVE RAISED SUCH A HORRIBLE BOY!


...aaaand YOU, you little whore!


STAY AWAY FROM MY GOHAN OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!



I AM NOT A WHORE! AND NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!!

*CRASHSCRATCHKICKBITEPULLSLAPSCRATCHMEOW!*





Whoa! Cat fight! My lucky day!!

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faded_copperas September 16 2005, 06:31:30 UTC
POOF!



All right! I can't keep it up anymore! I'm not really Videl!



So...all the dates? The daughter? I think I'm going to be sick.

POOF!



Well, I'm not really Chichi. Thank god i don't have to pretend anymore!



....We had children together!!!

*One minute later*

BARF!
BARF!
BARF!
BARF!

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clawsofangst16 September 16 2005, 07:08:04 UTC


OMG WHAT A SHOCK I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

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...



Okay, Why are you all staring at me!?



Well, we're all waiting to see what YOU turn into!



ME!?


OOOOOoooooooohooohohohohahahahahaha! That's funny!


Sorry boys, not me! I'm ALL woman!



awwwww man, I'm gonna be sick


I think I'll just go die now...


Whew! HAHA...suckers!

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faded_copperas September 16 2005, 07:29:16 UTC


Hehehehe I've got a plan to screw them all over...except for me!



DRAGON! Make Bulma into a man! (It shall be done!)



GAH! I feel weird! What's happening?



WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! ADAMS APPLE?! MUSTACHE?! STUBBLE!? Who turned me into a guy?!



YIKES!

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clawsofangst16 September 16 2005, 07:55:42 UTC


HAHA WOW! It worked! hehehehehe



I hate being a man! This is terrible! My beautiful female body!


Vegeta! We must seek revenge and turn me back into a woman!


Somehow I know it was Yamcha...SICK 'IM!


RAWR YAMCHA PREPARE TO DIE!!!!


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


sigh, i shoulda known...

*later*



OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE!! NOT YAMCHA AGAIN!!!!


No, he can stay dead! Dragon! Make me a woman again!


ugh, fine! it shall be done, yadda yadda...I have a name you know...



HOORAY I'M A WOMAN AGAIN!! YAY FOR BOOBS!

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faded_copperas September 16 2005, 08:13:43 UTC


BOOBS?!



BOOBS?!



BOOBS?!



YES! BOOBS! NOW LEAVE HER ALONE OR I WILL KILL YOU FOR LOOKING AT HER!!!

*In other world*



BOOBS!?



Oh wait, I'm dead. Dammit.



HEY YAMCHA! Wanna play monopoly with....



US?!



All right, but I'm the banker. (hehehe suckers!)

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