Dear musicians,
your un-manly, frail muttering on the tracks "Fix You" (Coldplay) and "Bedshaped" (Keane) makes me think that a rather large gorilla was squeezing your testicles forcefully when the songs were recorded. Were you both in group-testicle-squeezing together before recording? Because it cannot be a coincidence that you both have the exact same level of tiresome wailing in these two recent songs!
I have a guinea-pig who reaches pitches higher than heaven, and even he sounds like Arnie "I'll Be Back" compared to you two, dear Chris and Whatshisname. So what is going on here? Would it kill you to make some new tracks that would not make me throw the radio out of the window in sheer desperation over this whine-fest?
*wonders if there are any Keane-fans on the friends-list... * *mmhmm*
I have a guinea-pig who reaches pitches higher than heaven, and even he sounds like Arnie "I'll Be Back" compared to you two, dear Chris and Whatshisname. So what is going on here? Would it kill you to make some new tracks that would not make me throw the radio out of the window in sheer desperation over this whine-fest?
*wonders if there are any Keane-fans on the friends-list... * *mmhmm*