THE IDEAL VIDEO DEPT CUSTOMER
1) Realizes your store is not a daycare and doesn't drop their kids off there while they shop
2) Won't bother you on break
3) Doesn't take their bad day out on you
4) Doesn't ask about your children that you don't have
5) Doesn't ask for a movie that they know isn't there
6) Doesn't ask you to check the boxes for a movie they know isn't there
7) Won't watch you lock the drawers and CLOSE the department, then decide they want a movie
8) Won't take this so-called short cut through the store when its actually SHORTER to go around it
9) Won't ask you for money
10) Will not complain because the bathroom is not on your side of the store