Mar 20, 2006 03:06
Little known fact about gays: They don't want to get their dick sucked. They just want to suck yours.
This leads to the conclusion: The difference between gay and straight guys is an oral fixation.
Also I can apparently only party for 13 hours straight and the entire time I was at The Works I didn't see a bathroom stall with less than two people in it. They weren't fucking, just doing druuuuuuuuuuugz.