getting shitty in the city.....you piece of shit.
this weekend= fucking B-A-W-S!
yeah so friday night gaby and i went to play pool and then came back to kaitzs street and i slept over tehre. went over to dougs for a little bit.(and i know waht fucking happened tehre!) watched some TV. drank smoekd acted crazy wahtever.
so we (me, kaitz theresa and kristin)woke up SOOO early and got coffee. and this kid who worked at the gas station let me have like 5 lighters. pretty tight if i say so myself.
so we were on our way to the city. this asshole was trying to play games with kaitz and we all got really excited and going crazy and she boxed him in for like a half hour. so guess waht eh did? called the cops on us. fucking piece of shit. but we only got a warning. good thing he didnt look in the trunk :)
so we get tehre and go to jennas and her and dana are there. and of course jenna kaitz kristin and dana are crazy fucks and go in the ocean when its like 50 degres outside.
so we go out to belly busters. TO BUST OUR FUCKING BELLYS. and kristin asked for mayo twice i donno....
we came back to jennas condo and took a fucking nap like old people and woke up and became high class columbia house wives and MADE OUR FUCKING DINNER BITCH. and it was SO FUCKING GOOD.
so we all started to get shitty and i rolled a recipt becasue i am a fucking McGiver bitch. i also made a funnel out of tin foil. so much funny shit happened. dana said she was bob the builder, there was a crazy walrus man on TV, kaitz talked about raping slaves, and i called a doctor zorro.
but the highlight of the night:
KRISTIN LOST THE FUCKING BACK TO MY PHONE
but since i was drunk when it happened im not taht mad anymore.
so around 2 we decided we wanted pizza so me and kristin went to order then drove the russian pizza guy around for a little bit. it was SOOOOO fucking funny.
but kaitz fliped a shit
so this morning we went to ruby tuesdays for lunch. and there were more russians there and then we went outlet shopping i got a new watch and new glasses. good times.
the ride home was the best car ride ever, after stopping the royal farms int he middle of nowhere delaware kristin bought a play girl and we were drigving around showing the centerfold to people. some people had the funniest reactions.
then we made a sign taht said 'wait til you see my dick' and showed it to people. and these guys wer elike playing games with us and they mooned us and kristin flased them. it was so funny.
-then we all got bitchy and cranky and tired. and i came home and here i am.
very good spring break, and i doubt anybody read this.
yeah so friday night gaby and i went to play pool and then came back to kaitzs street and i slept over tehre. went over to dougs for a little bit.(and i know waht fucking happened tehre!) watched some TV. drank smoekd acted crazy wahtever.
so we (me, kaitz theresa and kristin)woke up SOOO early and got coffee. and this kid who worked at the gas station let me have like 5 lighters. pretty tight if i say so myself.
so we were on our way to the city. this asshole was trying to play games with kaitz and we all got really excited and going crazy and she boxed him in for like a half hour. so guess waht eh did? called the cops on us. fucking piece of shit. but we only got a warning. good thing he didnt look in the trunk :)
so we get tehre and go to jennas and her and dana are there. and of course jenna kaitz kristin and dana are crazy fucks and go in the ocean when its like 50 degres outside.
so we go out to belly busters. TO BUST OUR FUCKING BELLYS. and kristin asked for mayo twice i donno....
we came back to jennas condo and took a fucking nap like old people and woke up and became high class columbia house wives and MADE OUR FUCKING DINNER BITCH. and it was SO FUCKING GOOD.
so we all started to get shitty and i rolled a recipt becasue i am a fucking McGiver bitch. i also made a funnel out of tin foil. so much funny shit happened. dana said she was bob the builder, there was a crazy walrus man on TV, kaitz talked about raping slaves, and i called a doctor zorro.
but the highlight of the night:
KRISTIN LOST THE FUCKING BACK TO MY PHONE
but since i was drunk when it happened im not taht mad anymore.
so around 2 we decided we wanted pizza so me and kristin went to order then drove the russian pizza guy around for a little bit. it was SOOOOO fucking funny.
but kaitz fliped a shit
so this morning we went to ruby tuesdays for lunch. and there were more russians there and then we went outlet shopping i got a new watch and new glasses. good times.
the ride home was the best car ride ever, after stopping the royal farms int he middle of nowhere delaware kristin bought a play girl and we were drigving around showing the centerfold to people. some people had the funniest reactions.
then we made a sign taht said 'wait til you see my dick' and showed it to people. and these guys wer elike playing games with us and they mooned us and kristin flased them. it was so funny.
-then we all got bitchy and cranky and tired. and i came home and here i am.
very good spring break, and i doubt anybody read this.