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Answer the questions with songs from your media player on shuffle...
What do you think of me, Media Player?
Sexual healing-Ben Harper "When I think of you I get sexual healing" Does that mean I need sexual healing? Hmmm nice.
Will I have a happy life?
Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley "He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, and finally drank away her memory" OH lovely...I'm going to drive someone to drink
What do my friends really think of me?
Girl all the bad boys want-Bowling for soup
"Shes watching wrestling, creaming over tough guys..."
Errr right then...that's just more than a little creepy.
Do people secretly lust after me?
The first cut is the deepest-Sheryl Crow
"I would have given you all of my heart, but there's someone whose torn it apart.."
I guess that might be a yes
How can I make myself happy?
Son of a of preacher man-Dustry Springfield
"The only one would could ever reach me was a son of a preacher man"
Um, so does this mean that the only way to make myself happy is have a preacher's son...oh no....that's Jase!!!!
What should I do with my life?
Like a rolling stone-The Stones
"How does it feel, how does it feel? To be on your own with no direction at all...just like a rolling stone"
Oh goody I should have no direction with my life and let it just take me anywhere.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Closer-NIN "You let me violate you, you let me desecrete you, you let me penetrate you..."
Okay then...NIN's closer isn't quite the song I would like for this one
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Hallelujah-Jeff Buckley
"But remember when I moved in you, and the holy dove was moving too, and every breath was hallelujah".
Okay then...so what? I have to pray during sex...um no.
Will I ever have children?
Chantal Kreviazuk
"Something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself in your arms"
Hmmm guess that means there is a possibility
Will I die happy?
London rain (nothing heals me like you)
"when somebody needs you, there's no drug like that...nothing heals me like you do"
Guess that means I will be happy to come home to someone
Can you give me some advice?
Life's a bitch-Shooter
Guess that answers the question I wanted to know
What do you think happiness is?
To be loved-Curtis Stigers
Pretty explanatory
What's my favorite fetish?
Quarterback-Adam Cohen.
"Quarterback...I should have been the Quarterback...my little prom queen is skinning her knees for the King"
Gee I like footballers??? That's my fetish??? Rotfl too funny and more than a little true.
What do you think of me, Media Player?
Sexual healing-Ben Harper "When I think of you I get sexual healing" Does that mean I need sexual healing? Hmmm nice.
Will I have a happy life?
Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley "He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, and finally drank away her memory" OH lovely...I'm going to drive someone to drink
What do my friends really think of me?
Girl all the bad boys want-Bowling for soup
"Shes watching wrestling, creaming over tough guys..."
Errr right then...that's just more than a little creepy.
Do people secretly lust after me?
The first cut is the deepest-Sheryl Crow
"I would have given you all of my heart, but there's someone whose torn it apart.."
I guess that might be a yes
How can I make myself happy?
Son of a of preacher man-Dustry Springfield
"The only one would could ever reach me was a son of a preacher man"
Um, so does this mean that the only way to make myself happy is have a preacher's son...oh no....that's Jase!!!!
What should I do with my life?
Like a rolling stone-The Stones
"How does it feel, how does it feel? To be on your own with no direction at all...just like a rolling stone"
Oh goody I should have no direction with my life and let it just take me anywhere.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Closer-NIN "You let me violate you, you let me desecrete you, you let me penetrate you..."
Okay then...NIN's closer isn't quite the song I would like for this one
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Hallelujah-Jeff Buckley
"But remember when I moved in you, and the holy dove was moving too, and every breath was hallelujah".
Okay then...so what? I have to pray during sex...um no.
Will I ever have children?
Chantal Kreviazuk
"Something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself in your arms"
Hmmm guess that means there is a possibility
Will I die happy?
London rain (nothing heals me like you)
"when somebody needs you, there's no drug like that...nothing heals me like you do"
Guess that means I will be happy to come home to someone
Can you give me some advice?
Life's a bitch-Shooter
Guess that answers the question I wanted to know
What do you think happiness is?
To be loved-Curtis Stigers
Pretty explanatory
What's my favorite fetish?
Quarterback-Adam Cohen.
"Quarterback...I should have been the Quarterback...my little prom queen is skinning her knees for the King"
Gee I like footballers??? That's my fetish??? Rotfl too funny and more than a little true.