...holy shiet i am getting fat! D:

[fachiki]

I was weighting myself for health gymnastic club ( >>; their " way " of finding out our wieght since 70% of the girl never reveal it )

Me:...>>; *step on scale*

Clubsponsor:.. alright stay still *measure*

Me:..:o *look at the buble thingy*

CLubsponsor:.... Alright you have gain 9 pounds... You need to cut it back to 105 at max.

Me:...what are you talking about!!!? I am 103 right now!!!

SPonsor:...>>;; look at the scale.

Me:... HOLY SHITT!!!

SPonsor:...

Me:.. wait do that again I have a high heel on.

Sponsor:... hurry up other are waiting.

~ after i remove my heels ~

Me:.. ok wieght me! ;__;

SPonsor:.. alright... 110..

Me:... that fucking thing only weight 2 pounds? -.-;; Hold on let me remove my jacket.

SPonsor: *starting to get annoy*...

Me:.. ok weight

SPonsor:... 108..

Me:...

Sponsor:... Ok start a regular diet on the daily basic, cut to vegetable only if you can and work out regularly and lay down on the snaks.

Me:.. you joking.

:o So now I am on a diet.... for being 108 pounds.... If I remove all my clothes I would be 105 >>;;....

note for the sponsor:.. GET SOME FUCKING SYMPATHYY!!! I HAVE A FREAKIN 5 EXTRA POUNDS ON MY CHEST THAT YOU MALE WON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

;___; god help me.