The Devil (SPN fic! - NC17!)
Authors: numbaby and nbaeker . 10 points if you can guess who wrote who!
Disclaimer: We don't own Supernatural, or else this would happen every week.
Rating: NC-17 like woah.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, two rather familiar OCs :D
Authors' Notes: This takes place in an Alternate Universe, after 4.01 and was inspired by Jim Bianco's awesome song, ( Read more... )
Disclaimer: We don't own Supernatural, or else this would happen every week.
Rating: NC-17 like woah.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, two rather familiar OCs :D
Authors' Notes: This takes place in an Alternate Universe, after 4.01 and was inspired by Jim Bianco's awesome song, ( Read more... )
It was a Tennessee wedding, the summer sun was setting.
The preacher was sweating like the swine.
As the bride started drinking, the groom started winking
at the brides maids thinking 'maybe one last time'.
Keep your cool, better keep your head,
The devil made me do it
Winnie's looking pretty. She brought her husband from the city;
they're dancing to the nitty gritty dirt band.
But after seven glasses of the southern sweet molasses,
she started making passes at the best's man's sister,
Better keep your cool, you better keep your head,
The devil made me do it
Now Mama's in the kitchen, cookin' chicken, panic stricken
Her little boy'll be a married man.
Daddy's on the phone holding his wishbone
Talking mrs. Pipitone into a one night stand.
Keep your cool, better keep your head,
The devil made me do it
Virgil works for cable; he's got his elbows on the table.
His second wife Mable's in deep
'Cause his first wife's doing twenty-five to life,
she took a steak knife to him in his sleep....
Wanna see the scar?
Billy had a fit. The pig is on the spit, he said,
"I wish I could lick it clean!"
Clive's eyes were on the bride;
he said, "Little Billy boy, I know exactly what you mean".
Keep my cool, better keep my head,
The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
I said the devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
The little Devil, the little devil,
the red devil, fiflthy devil,
the dirty devil the handsome devil
Yes, The devil made me do it
I said The devil made me do it
Keep your cool, better keep your head.
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