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It's been rather better these past few days, I think - comparatively so, I should say. Christmas is steadily approaching and with it, the want to give gifts to those we care about. I've been thinking of making Crackers, which are a useful method of packaging one's gifts, should anyone be interested (For those that don't know, they can hold gifts much larger than they are, and when pulled, are accompanied with a loud noise (party-favour style), confetti or glitter, smoke, so on and so forth. They're quite popular.). I can make them as custom as you like, and they can, as said, hold most anything reasonable (examples: hats, entire chess sets, so on and so forth).
I can also make up some generic ones should one just want to pick a cracker from a pile and be just as surprised as the recipient (nothing dangerous, I assure you.). Filter away if you'd like it to be a secret, of course.
Also -
Miss Blair, I do hope you're doing all right and are not an 'unidentifiable corpse on the streets,' as you claimed. I did notice that you were well enough to complain about my methods to my colleague the other day, and hope your state has thus continued.
I can also make up some generic ones should one just want to pick a cracker from a pile and be just as surprised as the recipient (nothing dangerous, I assure you.). Filter away if you'd like it to be a secret, of course.
Also -
Miss Blair, I do hope you're doing all right and are not an 'unidentifiable corpse on the streets,' as you claimed. I did notice that you were well enough to complain about my methods to my colleague the other day, and hope your state has thus continued.