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faceofdesai

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Jul 10, 2011 01:09

This time of year is so rejuvenating.

My home, as you can see, is a vibrant and flourising world. We promise your world success in medical science and in economy. We will open trade with you, and bring you a constant influx of visitors. It is our pleasure to help other worlds to reach their full potential.

Please, feel free to return at any

this point is not what you think, 4th wall, there is a point here

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subspaceflowers July 10 2011, 07:42:10 UTC

Hey, thanks. It's been really nice here. Do we have to leave?

faceofdesai July 10 2011, 07:46:20 UTC

Oh, of course not, dear. Do you know if you are among one of our many officially recognized world alliances? If not, we certainly can work on opening a path to yours.

subspaceflowers July 10 2011, 07:49:53 UTC

It's possible? We might be. I don't know, I don't really speak for everyone. It would probably be really easy. Maybe we could work on extending Subspace this way? Looks like you guys don't really have it here. It's really handy for getting around and storage and stuff.

faceofdesai July 10 2011, 07:54:25 UTC

I wouldn't know much about subspace. But if it is not a technology we have, I do know that tends to be the only thing we ask in exchange for that which we give you.

If you would like, I can help escort you to MDEA headquarters and we can speak to them, as they are always wanting to connect to new worlds. I believe one of their high agents has arranged exactly that for any of you temporary newcomers.

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recovery_01 July 11 2011, 02:22:49 UTC

What about weapons.

faceofdesai July 11 2011, 02:27:05 UTC

Weapons are perfectly legal, although we ask that they be declared upon arrival with the Travel Agency. And you must not bear arms against parties who are not armed, and/or do not pose a threat to yourself.

If another takes up arms--mechanical, technological, magical or otherwise--against you, you have the reserved right to defend yourself as necessary.

recovery_01 July 11 2011, 07:23:37 UTC

It's good to know you have such logical systems in place here. I'm considering extending my stay for a while. Seems like a nice enough place. Tell me, have you ever had encouters or dealings with UNSC before?

faceofdesai July 11 2011, 21:54:13 UTC

...this sounds familiar. I believe my boss may have done so. It's important for us to at least touch base with many other-world organizations.

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